The cheese whiz fic

The loudest knocking at my door woke me up from a very enjoyable dream. I got up and headed over to the door, I opened it to be met with the most beautiful man, Ryan Ross. I took one look at Ryan and ran. SUDDENLY he started chasing after me. "Why the fuck are you chasing me you old man" I shouted rudely at him. "They discontinued CheeseWhiz. I crave it more than I crave milk" he screamed back at me. Then it hit me like a truck, I'm a block of cheese. No wonder this lonely old man is chasing me. I ran all the way to the beach.

*time skip brought to you be Satan's monster cock*

I was sitting down breathing heavily trying to not suffocate. Out of nowhere Ryan showed up again. "It doesn't have to be like this" I yelled. "But your the most gorgeous cheese block I have ever seen" he responded softly.
The sea of milk started to violently shake. A figure which slightly resembles Breadbin Urine suddenly appeared in the sea of milk. "Leave her be Ryan" the milk Brendon said. "I'm sorry but you know I crave the CHEESE WHIZ" responded Ryan. "I know baby, but you can't go around killing people to get what you want" the huge milk version of Brendon spoke. "Yeah. Don't kill me please. I'm really nice. I have friends, a job, don't end me" I replied quietly. "Ryan, my love. Join me, I've missed you, the milk is warm, just swim as far as you can in my beautiful sea of milk. I will make you Cheese Whiz" Brendon said, practically screaming. "I'm cOmIng mY lOvE" screamed the old man, running as fast as possible.
*time skip brought to you by my nonexistent will to live*
I walk back home, still processing what had just happened. Once I reached home, I climbed into the fridge and slept. I must have slept for too long because when I awoke I was being grated on toast.

A/N so um that's my fan fic, I apologise to anyone who reads this. May the power of crankthatfrank be with you💛