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You may fall from the sky,you may fall from a tree,but the best way to fall...is in love with me.

2:
Can I have a picture so I can show Santa what I want?

3:
Do you believe in love at first sight,or should I walk by again?

4:
I've got Skittles in my mouth,wanna taste the rainbow?

5:
Do you have a map?because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

6:
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses,you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

7:
A boy gives a girl 12 roses 11 real,1 fake and he says to her,"I will stop loving you when all the roses die."

8:
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.{Oh really.what is that?} It's just that...your numbers not in it.

9:
If kisses were snowflakes,I'd send you a blizzard.

10:
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you,I'd have five cents.

11:
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it.

12:
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need you name and number for insurance purposes.

13:
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night,don't worry I told Santa
I wanted you for Christmas.

14:
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,a shoe without laces,a sentence without spaces.

15:
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth,I would still fall for you.

16:
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

17:
Let's commit the perfect crime:I'll steal your heart,and you'll steal mine.

18:
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

19:
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy,I'd tell you who.

20:
I hope you know CPR,because you take my breath away!

21:
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I'm totally checking you out!

22:
You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

23:
Your eyes are like a sunset,They're beautiful,inspiring,and hard to turn away from.

24:
Are you parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

25:
You really shouldn't wear make-up. You're perfection!

26:
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

27:
I've been wondering,do your lips taste as good as they look?

28:
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

29:
Are you religious? 'Cause you're the answers to all my prayers.

30:
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

31:
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

32:
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

33:
People call me John,but you can call me tonight!

34:
I might not be a DQ but I can treat you right.

35:
Is your dad and art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.

36:
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me and make my day?

37:
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

38:
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

39:
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean,and baby I'm lost at sea!

40:
Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 21, 2017 ⏰

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