Kevin: Alright so, do you think you will be okay?
David: Uh, yeah...well I mean hopefully I can pull this off.
Kevin:Don't be nervous, Jocks can smell fear *sniff* and you smell like a fresh pair of tighty whities that are begging to be ripped.
David: Really?!
Kevin: *Laugh* no but just don't stutter when you speak, be confident just not cocky.
(David IM)
I'm going to be fine, all I have to do is stay low for the "choosing" and I will be okay.
Kevin: Now just stay low and let the other nerds get picked and you will be fine.
(David IM)
Kevin is so nice...I wish he could have been nicer more. Maybe then I wouldn't even have to worry about becoming an Underwedge.
I go for a hug halfheartedly expecting Kevin to reject, but he actually pulls me in for a tight squeeze.
Kevin: Don't think I won't still toughen you up when I get back.
David: (Jokingly) aw man you have to come back?
Kevin:oh ha ha...(BURP)
Kevin directs a burp straight to my face and it's so thick and stinky.
David: Gross Kevin
Kevin: So are you ready?
David:um...yes!
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School Sucks! (Especially when your an Underwedge)
RandomA story of David and his time in school trying to avoid The Bullies.
