The complete awesome sauce cup lyric book

Selfie by The Chainsmokers

When Jason was at the table

I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl

Do you think he was doing that to make me jealous?

Because he was totally texting me all night and I don't know if its a booty call or not

Sooooo.... like what do you think? Did-Did you think that girl was pretty? How did that girl even get in here? Did you see her? She's so short and that dress is so tacky Who wears cheetah? It's not even summer why does the DJ keep playing Summertime Sadness? After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? I really need one,BUT FIRST LEMME TAKE A SELFIE

Can you guys help me pick a filter?

I dont know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia

I wanna look tanned

What should be my caption be?

I want it to be clever

How about "Livin with my b-, Hashtag LIVE

I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes

Do you think I should take it down?

LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE

Wait,pause, Jason just liked my selfie

What a creep

Is that guy sleeping over there?

Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on

That's so ratchet....

That girl is such a fake model

She definitely bought all her Instagram followers

Who goes out on Monday's?

OK, let's go take some shots

Oh no(uh) I feel like Im gonna throw up

Oh wait never mind Im fine

Lets go dance

Theres no vodka at this table

Do you know anyone else here?

Oh my god, Jason just texted me

Should I go home with him?

I GUESS I TOOK A GOOD SELFIE

Let me take a selfie