Infamous conduit M!reader x RWBY (under editing)

Undercover op

Y/n POV
I woke up my head aching.
Ladon:I'm sorry,so so sorry.
Me:sorry,for what.
Ladon:you have been affected by the side effects,every time this happens every time I'm in a body and take control.
Me:Ladon what the fuck are you talking about.
Ladon:there's a mirror there take a look.

After Ladon said that I went to the mirror and when I looked I was shocked at first but then I thought it was cool.
Me:This is actually cool,my left eye
Is like a Beowulf.
Ladon:..... you are the first person to say that,they were all just like get out and what did you do to me, but you,you are a whole different story. Since you took this quite lightly I have no problem with controlling you by force.
Me:hey,don't push your luck.
Ladon:no no,I kid I kid.
Me:thought so.

As i said that the door opened and a small girl with different hair and eyes how old is she?
Me:hey there little fella.
I said while ruffling her hair

She looked at me with an annoyed look.
Me:how old are you.
She bitch slapped me as soon as I said that
And Ladon bursted with laughing
She got her scroll and typed 18.
Me:okay you didn't have to slap me.

She motioned follow me and I followed behind rubbing the spot.
Ow.

Ladon:that was comedy gold.
Me:shut up.
The girl looked at me confused as to why I'm talking to myself,I quickly tried to change the subject of her thinking.

Me:so what's your name.
She pointed at her hair,eyes and clothes.
Me:you look like ice cream,I didn't say why you look like strawberry,vanilla and chocolate ice cream,I said what is your name.
She looked at me with an "are you serious" look and rolled her eyes while typing in her scroll.
"Neopolitan but you can call me neo"
Me:oooohhhhh that's why you pointed at your looks.
Neo looked at me with a "ya don't say"
face.
With that we arrived at the place we were going to.
I knocked once and kicked the door open.
Me:sup bitches.
???:your done with your beauty sleep.
Me:yep I'm done but I think you need one too because you look awful.
???:hey this is a no smoking zone,get out.
Me:I'm sorry if you have any complaints talk to the manager which is the chain on my hand.
???:enough mercury,emerald introduce yourselves.
Mercury:well you already said our names so.
Me:I'm guessing your mercury and your emerald.
Emerald:yep did you figure that out by yourself.
Me:No had some help
I said pointing at my head.
Emerald:I hate smartasses.
Me:and I hate bitches.
Cinder:I'm cinder welcome to the team.
Me:okay I've been here less than a minute and I can already tell this team sucks ass.
Cinder:enough jokes let's get down to business.(to defeat the Huns)
Me:what's the plan man.
Mercury:well were going to infiltrate beacon at the vytal festival
But that's a month away so we need someone to go in before us to quote on quote check and make sure they're not prepared for anything.

Me:well then I'm not your man.
Cinder:I knew you'd say that next you're going to say they have already seen my powers.
Me:because they already saw my WHAT?! How did yo- are you a psychic.
Mercury:no it's because it's obvious.
Me:oh ho no shit Sherlock.
Mercury:THEN WHY DID YOU ASK?
Me:IT WAS SARCASM I'M NOT DEAF Y'KNOW!
Cinder:ENOUGH.
.....
Me:(whisper)is she always that scary.
Mercury:(whisper)you'd be surprised.
Cinder:now (y/n) we have something that can help.
Me:wait how do you know my name
Emerald:man people that talk while their asleep has it's usefulness.
She said while looking at her nails
Me:oh.
Cinder:bring him in.
Me:wait him?
And then they brought a guy that was tied up shackled and taped.
Me:why is an innocent here.
Emerald:I don't get it first you blow up some studio full of innocents and now you complain about one person.
Me:it's because I needed the attention of the authorities and the people,I wanted them to know there's a new threat and they can't stop it.
Cinder:anyways this person here is a little goodie two-shoes conduit,and we figured that if you can have one power you can have another by skin contact.
Me:how do you know that would work.
Mercury:it's just a guess and if we succeed it'll be a lucky guess.

Man fuck they got me in a ditch
I need new powers but I think they're going to need to kill him,maybe I can convince them not to
...
I decided I'll do it, I went to him grabbed his hand and electricity started surging through me and not in the bad way but it ended up in his death.
Me:damn.
Emerald:oh he's dead eh we were gonna kill him anyway.
... Heartless bastards ... I finally found someone like me and he's ... dead.
Cinder:here's his weapon.

Me:his weapon too you gotta be fucking kidding me.
Mercury:what you got his powers it's only fair you get the weapon too.
Me:gimme that.
I took it with force and started channeling my electricity on the weapon.
Me:...it'll be useful...thanks.
Emerald:you're welcome.
Me:now I know something,beacon has teams which one will I be in.
Mercury:you'll be alone Smokey.
Me:seriously.
Mercury:what you want me to call you shocker?
Me:Smokey's fine.
Mercury:AHA!
Me:ok I'm ready.
Cinder:you'll head out tomorrow for now try and get the hang of your abilities.
Me:*sigh* okay.

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A/n hey guys I'm sorry if you gave up hope for this story but I'm still going strong trust the ending will leave you amazed there will be two endings and a true ending bye bye

Squad fam out