Is my life weird

My life......

"AGGHH I BŁOODY HATE BED HAIR I CAN NEVER TAME IT UNTIL AHHH OWWWW MY FINGER"I roared "awww finally no tangles"I giggled "honey Jess is here" screeched my mom uhhh I can't wait to go to collage with her my life is such a mess first my parents keep on making baby's or adopting so that I have 10 other siblings most adopted I'm the oldest 18 and wanna be a teacher.
I walked down didn't even say bye and ran to the car I can drive but Jess can't so I hop in the front seat
I turn on my side bye Laurex and drive to Lincoln collage as I get out my red Ferrari yes (I am a bit rich)I spot my crush Jack yes he's hot but I just try to not look at him as I push the door open "Jess come on"I said "hello You're name is Bella right you're room is number 16 the biggest room and you will be sharing with Jess" said the lady at the front desk Jack looks at me I look at him and start blushing like crazy I don't know why oh BECAUSE HES MY CRUSH THATS WHY
After that I hop in the elevator with Jess and press the 6th floor the top floor  but then Jack hops in to and presses the top floor toooo and then I realised that he was our next door neighbor after that awkward moment we all get out and get the keys when the door finally opens we gasp and then look around I find my room with all my stuff in there like my laptop and phone.
Omg THE HAIL Jack just text me saying " I don't like you but I know you like me so yeah" I mean how rude I Hate him now ohh the bell just rang dang it's time for class wait what am I doing here I hate this!

I hop in my car and drive off I stole my mums credit card so I can get a house and she will be fined I bought a beautiful house and it was white with pillars I unlocked the door and stood in shock at how beautiful the whole house was! I ran up stairs and went to my room it was at the top with a balcony showing the fresh air!