I have only gone through that portal twice, so if you here from Thoth and hes making fun of me for not being able to come out of a portal standing straight show him this story. Then again he might not read it because he doesn't like being proven wrong.
"When I was your age I had no problem going in and out of a portal, so please explain why you cant?" Thoth asked. "Maybe because your a god and also a god of magic so everything is a little easier for you."
"I don't think that it, but that answer shall do for now." "Okay how do we get you out of my head? Because your really annoying."
"Just imagine I'm not around anymore and then i wont be." "Really that's all I had to do? Great."
"Before I leave if you ever need help, my living area is in Memphis, Tennessee. Even though you didn't do much and didn't use the magic you could have done you did pretty good for a new comer." "Thanks I guess?" "Anytime now can I leave? Because your head is really weird.
"Don't make fun of me. I'm glad your leaving." I imagined Thoth leaving and like that I couldn't hear the annoying god again. "What a relief." Man, was I exhausted. Thoth was right I didn't really do much during this adventure. Besides the fact for sprinting 5 minutes straight, that was enough to make anybody winded. I layed down on my bed and just like that i fell asleep.
When I woke up I heard my orphan mother saying i'd be late to school. I didn't really know what to do, so I said i was sick and that I shouldn't, She agreed as long as I do homework. Fine by me. I got to work on my computer to see what I was missing for the day.
Guess what it was? That's right Egyptian mythology.
