harley quinn:she's got the whole city in her hands

the "fun" in funeral

Harley walked up behind him in her best night gown, she was ready to really make her puddin smile. She gently touched the jokers shoulder "oh, puddin I've got a treat for you." Harley walked around the table at which the joker was working at so he could see her. Harley sat on the table but accidentally spilled a pot of coffee all over his papers. Harley's grin turned to a frown, she could hear a low growl coming from the joker and then he screamed, he fliped the table and grabbed harley by the throat. "YOU INTOLERABLE NITWIT. I'D BEEN WORKING ON THOSE FOR MONTHS AND THEN YOU DECIDE TO RUIN IT FOR ME!!!" harley couldn't breath, her face covered in white paint became blue and then he smacked her, rocketing the clown princess across the room. She landed in the same spot that she landed last night, and every other night before. She was so sick of being thrown into that spot, she was so tired of being the jokers lap dog. Filled with rage harley stormed off around the corner and joker followed. "Oh harley where are youuuuu?" As the joker tip toed down the hall a shawdow washed over him a shadow of harley Quinn ready to kill him for what he's done to her. (KRACK) a large wooden mallet smashed over the jokers head "remember that time you tried to rat me out to the police?" Harley asked rhetorically. Another blow to the jokers head, "or that time you tried to cut off my face." Harley kicked the joker across the floor "but let's not forget the little stuff you do for me like every kick, smack, or punch!" This time harley grabbed the joker by the throat and pushed him up against the widow. By now tears were streaming down her face, "or that one Time I tried to give you the best gift ever and you threw me outta a friggin window!!!" And with that harley quinn kicked the clown prince of crime out of the large window. She watched as he fell to his death and began to cry. Then the wimpering became laughter as she realized what she had just done. HARLEY QUINN KILLED THE JOKER.