Fun 'N Games At Ouran (Inuyasha/OuranHighSchoolHostClub Xover)

6

Haruhi and her were walking down the hallway. Haruhi, a bag in her arms, holding it to her chest. She, on the other hand, was holding onto a bag by the strings lazily, while her other hand was placed in her pocket. They were sent off to gather coffee and other things from the store. She didn't really care, not minding the walk--

"Oh Tamaki!" The voice of a concerned female flowed into her ears as they entered the room. "What happened to your hand?!"

"No need to worry young maiden!" He reached over and grasped her hand into his. One of his hands was bandaged at the wrist-- Kagome smirked at the sight, finding it amusing. "I was defending a small child from awful bullies..." He started to tell a farfetched story. They slowly strolled over to him, and he paused in his tale once he spotted them. "Ah! Young piglets!" He called to them. "I see you have come back from your errand. Did you get the correct items?"

High School 2nd Year, Tamaki Suoh: "Host Club King"

"P-Piglet?" Haruhi repeated the word and sighed. After a few moments she pulled out a plastic container of coffee.

High School 1st Year, Haruhi Fujioka: "Host Club Dog"

"What's this?" He asked, looking at the container slightly confused.

"What does it look like? Its coffee." She stated.

"I've never seen this maker before." He confessed. "Is this the kind that's already ground?"

"No, it's the instant kind."

"Instant?" Two women sitting across from them spoke at the same time, tilting their heads.

"Ohh!" Tamaki exclaimed. "Is this the type where all you need to do is add hot water?!" He looked both surprised and impressed. "The so-called commoner's coffee?!"

"Oh my, so that's the famous..." The woman never finished her sentence letting it fade.

"So it's true then. Poor people don't even have enough time to grind their own coffee beans." Out of nowhere a crowd formed behind both couches, and they all nodded in pity.

"Commoner's wisdom, I see." Kyoya spoke beside her, as he and the twins also appeared from thin air around them.

"100 grams for 300 yen?" Hikaru mumbled.

"That's a lot less then what we usually pay." Kaoru added.

"We'll go back and get something else." Haruhi told them. "Excuse me for not buying you guys' expensive coffee..." She mumbled in annoyance.

"No wait!" Tamaki suddenly told her, everyone gave a small hum, looking at him. "I'll try this!" He shot up into standing position, a determined look on his face. Everyone gave a surprised gasp, extremely shocked. "I will drink this coffee!!" He proclaimed, holding the container high into the air. Everyone gave soft awes of admiration and clapped their hands, cheering at him for his bravery. He held out his free hand, trying to hold down the applause, a smirk on his face. "Alright Haruhi." He called to her. Everyone then got up and went towards the large table on the other side of the room. "Get over here and make some of this 'commoner's coffee'." He ordered.

Kagome smirked, seeing the depressed scowl on Haruhi face--

"Oh Tamaki." It was then Kagome noticed the woman who was left sitting on the couch. "Now you're taking the joke too far. There's no way that your palate we'll be able to stomach that crap. You don't have to drink it just because they bought it..." She mumbled loud enough for them to hear her. She turned towards them, a fake smile on her face. "Sorry, I was talking to myself." Not liking her attitude, Kagome gave the girl a heated glare.

"Umm..." Haruhi was about to say something until--

"Haruhi!" Tamaki called to her yet again.

"Coming!" She called back and walked over to him.

"I would watch your mouth girl." She growled at the annoying female. The woman gave a small gasp, placing her hand over her chest, trying to seem innocent.

"Whatever do you--"

"Speak to me again and I will personally rip out your tongue and shove it down your throat." She barred her fangs at the woman, causing the girl to stare at her in fear.

The woman's eyes dilated in horror, realizing that she was being serious. She smirked at the girls fear, finding it more appealing than her fake appearance--

"Ahh~!" There were many squeals of joy sounding around her and she looked up. Her eyes widened slightly as she watched a herd of yellow buffalo charging towards her.

"So chilling!" One of them cheered while crowding around her.

"His smirk is so dreamy!" Another one sighed, her face getting flustered.

"I'm so glad I got to see it up close!" Soon she was flooded with many women surrounding her in pleasure at something as simple as a smirk-- She had to physically swat away the anime hearts as they floated around her head, annoying her to no end.

"Ladies..." She called to them in a cooling voice-- Which was the worst thing she could have done--

"Ahh~~!!!" They squealed again.

"His deep voice is so attractive!"

"Ladies." She tried again. "Remove yourself from my person..." She ordered them.

"So forceful!" One of them cooed and the number of hearts tripled. Reaching up, she ran her hand through her hair in annoyance--

"Ahh~~!" They cheered again. "Handsome!!" She growled. Why does everything she do, they find attractive in some strange way?!

"I absolutely love your hair Kagome!"

"Yeah and I--"

"I believe that's enough ladies." Another deep voice called to them. They all turned around to see Kyoya, who was scribbling something down on his clip board. "Kagome is not a part of the Host Club as a true member, and is just here to assist in our errands." He had to remind them yet again that she wasn't a host.

"Aww~" They all seemed very upset by this fact, but separated from her none-the-less. She gave a small sigh of relief, glad they finally dispersed.

"No need to thank me..." He smirked, while pushing up his glasses with his finger.

High School 2nd Year, Kyoya Ootori: "Vice-President"

"..." She just looked at him, bored, before turning around and walking away from him. She walked up to where Haruhi was standing, just at the moment when she was finished making the coffee.

"Let the tasting begin." Tamaki announced, while striking a small pose, body sparkling in delight.

"I'm a little scared to drink this stuff." The four girls who received their cups looked down at them, unsure.

"I'm afraid that if I drink this my father will yell at me." Another one spoke her thoughts.

"Well..." Suddenly he grabbed the woman and placed her into a very low and passionate dip, their faces nearly inches apart. "Would you drink it if I gave it to you Mouth-to-mouth?" He asked, his eyes sparkling as he gave her a lovely smile.

"O-of course..." She answered. All the females around squealed in joy, hearts filling their eyes.

"This is ridiculous..." Haruhi mumbled, and walked away.

Kagome smirked and placed her bag onto the table, then followed her. She on the other hand found the whole ordeal to be quite entertaining...