"OMFG
DADDY GIMME YO DICK BREAK MY BARK MAKE ME BLEED IN SO MANY PLACES OH GAWWWWD y0S!" The tree screamed as Ivan pounded into it's magic tree anus, you would not believe your eyes, if ten million anus splinters lit up the night as you fell asleep. "(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) y e" Ivan moaned out as sap trickled onto his throbbing Russian meat sword. Suddenly, Donald Trump showed up and started eating out Ivan. It had become an orgy. "YOOOOOS DADDY TRUMP LICK MY ANUS HOLE IT NEEDS YO ORANGE ASS FUCKING TONGUE." and suddenly the tree broke because of Ivan's massive hot throbbing cock. And then Ivan cried because tree senpai was dead senpai. Daddy Trump decided to be sneaky breeki and slithered up to Ivan and moaned "Let's #makecheekibreeki and Ivan screamed "OHYESDADDYPLEASE" and then gravity got pregananant because Daddy Trump ripped Ivan's sparkling anus hole. Shrek then showed up because SOMEbody once told me, the world was gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shEed and started giving Daddy Trump a blow job because Vladimir Putin wasn't there and he was sad that he didn't get to fuck his little cum dumpster through the wall until his Russian cock fell off and turned into a beautiful cockfly. Daddy Trump mOaned because of how anus-like Shrek's mouth felt like and started screaming because of how 👌👌👌 his orgasm was and then Shrek died because he choked to death on Daddy Trump's for dorito flavored cum.
But then Michael Jackson showed up and bit off the baby's dick and pickled it's testicles because he's a zombie and in order to live he must eat baby dick.
And that children, is how babies are made.
Drink your vegetals
