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Shit can start many ways. my shit started out by me being friends with a bunch of assholes. These assholes were what most people would call friends, as I used to call them but now they are just some asses I used to know. My name is Maria Warfield and there has been more than a teaspoon of drama added to my life.
"HELLO PEOPLE IN THE CLASS ROOM" I heard Alexander yell right when he walked into our quiet classroom. Alex had always been the hottest guy in school so I was quite excited that he was sitting next to me this year.
I got up after Alexander sat next to me, his blonde hair glistening in the classrooms bright lights. I started to walk to the bitch in the third row of our small desks. Eveyn Derwin, also known as my ex-best friend, was talking to the sweetest girl in our grade Lexie Toranto. "Hey, Lexie come join the dark side with me Lexie it will be fun." Eveyn said to Lexie as her face darkened and her lips spread into a frightening smile. Lexie on the other hand said something no one would expect. "Go fuck yourself you rotten bitch."
Okay...okay I thought as I tried not laugh. I walked off but after I passed the 2nd row of our small desk figurations I heard someone yell "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" It was the one and only Ashley Gayllow. I was like holy shit! There was blood coming from the bitch of the 3rd room. My bffs Hannah Mentino and Mimi Loyd came up to me and said "Holy hell Maria they are really going at it." Then Mimi said "I think I will go get Mrs.P-M now." Mrs.P-M came in the room and helped break up the fight and sent them to the office to get Ms.M to call their parents and all that crap. After all that ruckus Hannah, Mimi, and I just sat at my desk and talked about dull shit about periods and bras because this year we got boobs, even though they were tiny. It mades me think about last year when someone took a tampon and kept throwing it across the room. Those were the good old days. After that we changed classes and nothing really happened. No fights, only the bell ringing. BRINNNNGGGGG! The bell signified that it was time to go outside so my bffs and I went out and the first one that always falls first is Mimi. After I helped her up I really wanted to talk to the new girl, Ashely, she just moved here and I was sorting of popular so I could help her make new friends. So I made my two besties agree on the Ashley idea so we walked up to her and yelled "HELLO NICE TO MET YOU!"
Ashley probably was thinking holy hell who are the fucking freaks yelling at me? She turned around, smiled brightly and screamed. "HOLY FUCKING HELL WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU THREE. I am sorry you guys scared me." At that my besties and I started laughing. "It looks like we got out on the wrong foot." Hannah said as she brushed a lock of black hair out of her eyes. I was now on the floor about to piss my pants from laughing. "Damn u laugh really easy!" Mimi said as she started laughing again. I got up after laughing on the rock hard floor for about ten minutes. I blushed and said "Dammit I am sorry I can not help but to laugh." "It's ok" All three of them said. The the bell rang for us to go inside. BEEEEEEEEEG! We ran inside and sat down in our busy class room. Me being one of the popular kids I went and sat with the popular kids and invited Ashley to join us. I wondered if I could make her popular but what I didn't know the queen bee didnt approve. Hannah knew what Mimi was thinking and Mimi knew what I was thinking and Hannah and Mimi didnt like it at all. Even though they didn't speak they glared at the new girl, but Ashley either didn't notice or didn't give a fuck. My kind of girl.
When lunch came around I sat at the cool kids table and again gestured for Ashley to come over. She said very politely, "Can I sit with you guys?" I said yes but the two bitches next to me Willow Garfield and Evelyn Derwin scoffed and said "This is the cool kids table not noobs!" The first thing to do. . It's to smack both of the skinny ass bitches in the faces and say "I AM AT A HIGHER FUCKING STANDER THAN YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP and Ashley u may sit here." I pointed to a seat next to Mimi. Mimi gave me the what the fuck look as Ashley sat down. After lunch was over we when to PE. So the awkward thing is we change in a room full of random people on the first day and shit so it's like.... Awkward. So after the awkward changing we got to play dodgeball!! I was really good at this game because I never even have to pick up a ball because of Mr. Hot and shit so we never really played. Nothing exciting happened during gym, no drama for a whole hour which was a record! Little did I know was that when we got in the class room that would all change.
When we got to class you could smell the stench of dead dreams in the air or it was the dead flowers laying on our teacher's desk. I sat down in my desk near the back of the room when I heard the queen bee say something. God I would like to kill her half the time but she was dating Alexander. That would ruin our friendship if I tried to flirt with him she would get pissed and it will be like gossip girl and it will be a ton of dull shit but hey, it would be worth it. After the boring learning was over the last bell rang. It was just me a Alexander left in the classroom. He absolutely was the hottest guy in school. We were alone but I felt as if the queen bee was watching us. So we started talking. "Hi Alexander!" I said. "Just call me Alex it takes to long for people to say. Yaknow?" Alex said as he smiled. "Yep." I said as I stared at my converse "Hey Maria you are really smart you think you could give me a few pointers? I really don't care what my bitchy girlfriend thinks and if she says something about you I will tell her biggest secret that she only told me." he said with an evil smile. "I have to go now see u around" I said as I waved and jogged towards the door. He called after me "Bye!"
When I got home I did all my shitty homework and then threw all my papers into my bag. I then took a shower till the water was cold. I went on Instagram for an hour looking at quotes creepin' on hot guys. I got on kik which takes an fucking hour to load up and I talk to people for two hours. "I AM HOME!!" I heard my mom yell. Her talking is her yelling so I had that going for me. We ate dinner then I took another shower and put my pjs on. After my second shower I went to bed, well not really. I got on my iPhone and played my sweet prince and kiked Ashley. She was actually a pretty cool chick. After texting for hours I finally went to bed.
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A teaspoon of drama
Teen FictionEver heard of the hell hole called school? It only can get worse when you add a teaspoon of drama to it. Read the adventure of Maria Warfield and learn how she survived her school year. Even with all the drama life throws at her!