2: Things We Hate About Males
Leo: Chapter 2!Whos ready?
Paige: Meh.
Danielle: Alright... Since we jusstttt have to.
Carmen: Positively!
Kayla: How long will this fucking take? I have to piss.
Leo: When you first talk to a guy,what pisses you off the most?
Paige: If he has a zit.
Danielle: if he keeps flipping his hair like Justin Bieber.
Carmen: If he keeps talking smack about school! I WONT HESITATE TO STAB HIM IN HIS-
Kayla: If he has stankin' breath. I don't want to smell that rancid shit.
Leo: What type of guy usually annoys you on a general day?
Paige: One who won't take out his di-
Danielle: WELL...that's Paige for you.
Carmen: A dumbass.
Kayla: When did Carmen start cussing?
Leo: Tattoos and piercings,yay or nay?
Paige: I don't mind as long as he doesnt have nipple peircings.. then i cant be all sedu-
Danielle: EHEM. Um Well I don't mind tattoos or piercings as long as it isn't going overboard. Infact,I would get a tattoo myself if I wasn't such a baby.
Carmen: Disgusting. That's tainting your skin forever,hell no!
Kayla:I have to agree with Danielle.
Leo: How do you feel if the guy is clingy towards you?
Paige: Nope. No and NEVER. I don't like clingy at all, I mean, as we all know I sleep around, so why do I want to stick with just one guy? I'm still young I want to have fun while I can. AND NONE OF YOU CRACK JOKES ABOUT ME GETTING AN STD.
Danielle: I don't care.. And Paigey! You should get tested for that by the way.
Carmen: ..Skip?
Kayla: If he is clingy I'm just going to say bye to whatever we are.
Danielle: I'm going to cut in. It's not that clingy is awful but if you want to spend all the time together.. You deserve somebody as equally clingy.
Leo: So.. What would you do if an attractive guy asked you out but you didn't have any feelings towards him?
Paige: Well.. Danielle knows this answer. Danielle answer it while I go to the bathroom! -She then walked away-
Danielle: Uh well I know for a fact Paige would go out with him because eventually she would bang him. In my case I would still go out with him because I'd like to see if there's any possible feelings in the near future..
Carmen: Danielle is right, if a cute guy asked me out-Kayla no cracking jokes, I'll sock you in the jaw- I would go for it.
Kayla: I would decline, but gently.
-Danielle proceeds to snort.-
Leo: If a random guy kissed you, what would you think?
Danielle: WELL since I'm answering for Paige and myself.. Paige would bring it to a more intense... Episode and I would probally just walk away.
Carmen: Come to mama?
Kayla: Depends on what kind of guy he is.
Leo: Well.. That is all for this chap-
Paige: I'M BACKK!!
Danielle: Welcome back.
Carmen: Greetings? MAKAYLA.. I have something to tell you!
Kayla: What Carm-
Carmen: I figured out what the average penis size on the males species is.
Paige: Ooo what is it?
Danielle: LALALALA I'M NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. -Danielle shut her eyes and stood up and began walking around and fell onto Makayla, who fell off her stool and so Danielle is laying on top of her now-
Makayla: DANIELLE!!!!
Carmen: DEAR GOD! I knew that would make you squirm! THATS WHAT YOU GET MAKAYLA FOR FLUSHING MY FISH DOWN THE TOILET WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!
Paige: What?
Leo: GUYS SHUT UP
Danielle: SORRY SORRY SORRY! -She rolls onto carmens feet-
Carmen: DANI!!
Danielle: OH MY GOD JUST CUT THE THING ALREADY!
Leo: This is actually kind of funny.
Paige: It is.
Makayla: I'LL BREAK IT IF YOU DON'T STOP RECORDING IN TEN SECONDS.
Carmen: My feets...
Danielle: Feets?
Leo: It's done recording.
Makayla: Finally.. God can you guys get any more dumber?
Danielle: Shut up.
Makayla: MAKE MEEE.
Danielle: I'll punch you right now.
Makayla: Do it!
Carmen: MAKE PEACE NOT WAR.
Paige: Hey makayla? Do you have a wedgie?
Makayla: What? Yeah I guess? I don't know. Why are you asking??
Leo: It's still recording.
Paige: HAH!
Makayla: LEONA!!! PAIGE!
-Makayla knocks over the cell phone onto the table.-
Leo: HEY!
Makayla: It's still recording. IN FACT I THINK I'LL BEGIN RECORDING ALL OF YOU SLEEPING. HOWS THAT FOR FUN?
Danielle: I'm out. -She goes into the living room-
Carmen: Same. Bye. -Goes into living room-
Paige: I got a date peace out!
Leo: Everybody just left like that? How does that happen?
Makayla: How do I turn this-
And the recording was shut off. Oh god I'm not kidding the slightest bit. It was kind of funny honestly..
