Day 51: the plan

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Day 51: the plan ~ (26.4.14)

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Nat: ok so I've locked them all in Tony's room

Tony: but why does it have 2 b my room?

Nat: *shrugs* it was the first room I thought of

Loki: um Steve

Steve: yes

Loki: how long do we have 2 wear these gas masks?

Steve: until everything is bck 2 normal and Daenerys and Bartholomew have had a bath

Clint: but it's squishing my face

Steve: you'll b fine Clint

Clint: BUT IT FEELS SO WEEEIIIIRRRDDD

Sam: my voice sounds like Darth Vader's

Steve: it's all 4 a good reason

Becka: which is?

Steve: SAFETY AND HYGIENE

Thor: guuuuys

Arya: wut

Thor: can u let us out now?

Arya: y

Thor: we're normal again

Arya: prove it

Thor: um.... poptarts?

Bruce: WHERE

Arya: sorry guys

Thor: NO COME BCK PLS I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOORREEE

Arya: nope

Thor: BEING WITH HIM IS TORTUROUS AND- WUT THE HELL R U DOING?! NO STAY BACK!! *screams*

Clint: should we go and check on them?

Sam: nah they're doing fine

Thor: *screeches* HE'S LICKING ME

Sam: juuuuust fine

[1 hour later]

Loki: u guys normal yet?

Thor: ...

Loki: guys?

Bruce: ...

Loki: u guys ok?

Thor: ...

Loki: u guys alive?

Bruce: ...

Haley: r they ok?

Tony: *screams for 5 seconds* DON'T DO THAT

Haley: do wut

Tony: SNEAKY UP ON ME

Haley: hehehe *descends in2 shadows*

Nat: she rly concerns me sometimes

Arya: she concerns us all, all the time

Loki: so... should we go and check on them now or...

Steve: I shall go and check on them *slowly unlocks door* guys?

Bruce: *passed out on floor*

Thor: *passed out on Bruce*

Steve: oh ok *picks up stick* *pokes Bruce and Thor* guys *pokes* guys *pokes* guys *pokes* guys *pokes* guys *pokes* guys *pokes* guys

Bruce: *wakes up* whoa that's heavy

Steve: bruce?

Bruce: *looks @ thor* *looks @ Steve* wut

Steve: r u ok?

Bruce: wut

Steve: r u bruce?

Bruce: just... wut... yes... I'm Bruce... wut

Steve: oh good

Dany: *blows fireball above Steve's head*

Steve: whoa ok, is every1 normal again?

Bartholomew: *hangs upside down from shelf*

Thor: *wakes up* WHERE THE POPTART

Steve: good good

Bruce: Thor ur kinda on me

Thor: that is true

Bruce: can u kinda get off me

Thor: yes *stands up* *walks out*

Bruce: I can breathe again *walks out*

Steve: ok *puts on gloves* *grabs *bartholomew and Dany* *dumps in bath* *dumps bucket full of soap in bath* *scrubs animals*

Sam: *walks in* hey Steve, I- oh ok

Steve: *chucks Dany @ Sam* TAKE HER

Sam: oh ok *walks out*

Steve: *looks @ bartholomew*

Bartholomew: *looks @ steve*

Steve: I'm watching u -_-

Bartholomew: *scratches self*

Steve: thaaats right

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