Me: Hiiiaaaa guys
Dragon Slayers: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??!!
Me: Uh, didn't you see me come in the window that is obviously wide open?
Every one: *looks really confused*
Me: Come on, your Dragon Slayers! Shouldn't you have a good sniffer or is that a myth?
Dragon Slayers: WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
Me: I don't know
Dragon Slayers: *sweatdrop*
Wendy: Well now that your here, can we at least know your name?
Me: Uuhhhh...
Dragon Slayers: You do have a name don't you?
Me:vYeah but...
Dragon Slayers: Wut?
Me: I got clunked with a rock over the head, and I started bleeding and for some unknown reason my blood is orange. That's why I have orange hair I'm not a psychopath don't judge me plz!
The Dragon Slayers sat dumb struck in their seats. Even Cobra's mouth was hanging wide open..... But of course you have Laxus sitting in a corner not saying much, being the asshole that he's always been.
Me: So, ya