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//Person A and Person B are having trouble assembling IKEA furniture//

•okay, so

•Alex and John are married, and they're adopting baby Philip soon

•and so John buys one of those 'assemble yourself' IKEA cribs

•secretly he just wanted to spend time with Alex trying to build it

•so when it comes in the mail John opens the box and lays all the pieces out on the floor, and calls Alex in to help

•and so Alex grudgingly comes to help (he was in the middle of typing a long paragraph on why someone on the internet was wrong)

•and the instructions are all pictures that make no sense whatsoever

•so Alex is telling John what to do and stuff, before he gives up with the instructions and just wings it

•and they both just get really confused

•so John goes "Just hand me the instructions Alexander."

•"The instructions are wro n g"

•"Alex-"

•"John its just fucking pictures"

•"Alexander-"

•"who the actual fuck made this I don't-"

•and John fucking kisses him like "could you stfu please"

•so they just look at the picture on the box of the finished product in attempt to MacGyver this shit

•and it takes them all night

•Alex is used to having no sleep

•but poor John is basically dead

•and Alex is trying to save his poor husband like "John go to sleep please"

•but John doesn't want to leave Alexander

•so he's on his like 6th cup of coffee like "Alex I'm fine I got this-"

•but he d o e s n ' t

• n o t  a t  a l l

•and he's half way passed out but he wants to spend as much time with Alex as possible

•because he wants to proudly tell this child one day that they put together this crib for him-

•its actually really pretty like it's light blueish grey and the top rim is pastel rainbow colored

•and John picked out turtle sheets because yes

•but anyway Alexander is concerned for his health at this point

•and like they are p much done with it, finally

•after a lot of trial and error

•and Alexander helps John up so they can put up the mobile

•because he knows John loves it so much and wants to put it up

•its small stuffed turtles and stars, and it's great

•John picked that out too

•and they move the crib where it's supposed to go, and smile at their work

•the nursery is a small room painted in pastels with soft carpet and a play mat and table in the corner, and glow stars on the ceiling

•John literally almost teared up like

•he's so happy

•they get to take Philip home in a few days and just, John almost cries

•but he's really tired because it's still like 5am

•so Alex

•picks John up

•and carries him to their room, right next to the nursery

•and John just yawns and collapses under the covers, while Alex chuckles

•so Alex curls under to cover with John and kisses his forehead before saying goodnight

•and while John falls asleep instantly Alex is just

•'holy fuck I love him so much'

•'this man is literally the best thing that has ever happened to me ever'

•and he's just trying not to squeal at how cute John is

•and how much he loves him

•because this man stayed up til 5am to put together a crib for their son

•and basically collapsed after

•so Alex drifts off thinking about how he gets to spend the rest of his life with this man and smiled, just so happy

//Ok so uh

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