Poker Fun (Sniper X Reader)

Poker Fun

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After rolling out of bed and putting on your shorts and tank top, you grabbed your red outfit that matched the rest of your team, and in a feeble attempt to put it on in your half–awake daze, you finally got in to it. Putting on your boots you were finally dressed. You ran your hands through your hair and made your way out of your room.

Looking at the clock on the wall you hadn't noticed it was so early. In your defense it had been ceasefire so you didn't have to be up at any particular time...and you may or may not have broken the clock in your room. The alarm had it coming though so it wasn't like it was your fault. Even Soldier knew not to bother you so early in the morning if he didn't have to.

As you walked into the kitchen you heard tapping and then the shuffle of cards. Guess someone else got up early too. Most likely either Medic, Spy, or Sniper. You hoped it was Sniper out of all of them. You walked in the room to see just the man you were hoping to sitting at a table laying out cards. It wasn't very surprising that he was up since he always got up earlier than everyone else. You knew not to always get your hopes up though.

"Hey, Sniper! Whatcha up to?" You didn't mean to startle him but he jumped a bit before replying. He had bumped the table and now had to fix some of the cards.

"Oh hey there, (y/n). No one else has gotten up yet so Oi figured Oi would play some cards until someone did. You wanna play?" He gathered the cards and held out the deck as an invitation. His hat was set to the side showing off his brunet hair. You thought for a second as you looked at him suspiciously. The only time you played cards was when Spy blackmailed you to play so they would have more people. No one knew what he used as blackmail but it always made you embarrassed and give in.

"Sure, only as long as I get to pick the game that is." You smiled as innocently as you could thinking about what you could choose for this. You may be able to get some blackmail out of this...from more than just him.

"Well, what did ya have in mind?" He cocked an eyebrow seeming intrigued.

"Poker. 5 Card Draw. You know how to play, right?" You enjoyed this game in particular because of all of the possibilities you could think of. Aka you usually used this game to play strip poker with your old friends.

"Of course Oi do! What do ya take me for?." You chuckled as you sat down across the table from Sniper and waited for him to deal out the cards. You looked at his face, taking in the lines and curves. A light stubble was in place since he hadn't shaved in a couple days. His brown hair messy like he had just rolled out of bed which he probably did.

"So what are we betting?" You said with a smirk as he passed you your cards.

"Oi didn't think you would want to but if that's what you want then I'm not complaining. How about we don't bet money though? Loser has to run to Medic and tell him that there is an emergency...in their underwear." He gave you a cocky smile while leaning closer to you. "You gotta look dead serious. Life or death." You thought it over and decided. This wasn't far off from what you had initially planned but you weren't gonna let him know that.

"Ahh okay. This is gonna be fun~" Agreeing, you stretched a bit and cracked your joints as if you were about to go to into a fierce battle. Grabbing your cards and looking over them you were pretty confident. Looking up at Sniper you could see him looking a bit nervous. Bingo. Seeing Sniper run to Medic in his underwear was gonna be the highlight of your day. Though Medic's expression may be even more so. You would make sure to get some good pictures of both of them for later use.

"Oi'm gonna discard three." Sniper tossed three in and drew three. You looked over your hand.

"I'm tossing two." Picking up the cards you got just what you wanted. You set them in front of you for Sniper to see. His face was completely stone cold.

"Flush." You had a three, five, six, eight, and queen of hearts on the table now. He frowned but quickly smirked as he looked at you through his amber sunglasses.

"Sorry, (y/n), but...Full House." He showed off a toothy grin as he laid down three kings and two tens. You couldn't believe it. You grabbed the cards.

"You've got to be kidding me." You muttered holding his cards in your hands. This just had to be an illusion. You were supposed to see him run to Medic in his underwear. Not him see you. You decided to have a little fun with it at least.

"Fine. A deal is a deal I suppose." You sighed and slouched back into your chair before you grabbed the hem and started removing your shirt. Sniper's smirk was gone and he now had a light blush on his cheeks. You laughed to yourself. It wasn't like the guys hadn't seen you in a sports bra before but now it was just you and him. You could see him gulp and his sunglasses start to slide down. Even though you lost this was pretty funny all the same. You were able to get a good kick out of it. Setting your top down next to you, you stood up and began to take off your boots and your shorts. Very. Slowly.

"Oi uh- Sheila, you don't 'ave to- just a" Sniper was obviously flustered by this point. He didn't think you were actually going to go through with this. His face was red and he was his breath was staggered. You noticed and so you took the rest of your shorts off and he fell off of his chair. You couldn't help but laugh at him like a maniac.

"Sniper? Hey, Sniper? Um, are you alright?" You spoke through uncontrollable laughing. You got up and shook him by the shoulders attempting to wake him. Suddenly you could hear someone clear their throat from the doorway. Looking over you could see Medic standing with an unamused look. Your laughter began to die down a bit before you remembered.

"Medic! 'We have an emergency!'" You dramatically flung your arms into the air and looked at him with the most serious face you could muster. You almost couldn't contain your laughter making Medic face palm. He rubbed his eyes as he responded. He wasn't bothered seeing you in your underwear at all given he was the doctor on the team.

"I don't know vat you two vere doing but please put some clothes on and refrain from toying vith him any longer." He turned to leave but turned his head back to look at you. "At least not here. Ve do haff ozer comrades, you know. I don't need anyvone else passing out now." He chuckled and left.

"Thanks, Medic." You smiled and put your clothes back on. You looked at Sniper and thought of a fairly devious idea. A grin spread on your face as you hooked your arms around him you dragged him off to your room.