The story of mama Jesus and her toy boy all started a freaking long time ago. It started with virgin mama Jesus laying in her love bed dealing with her lady business... When suddenly the angles from the big man him self (god) came out of the closet and delivered her a message, saying that mama Jesus was pregnant to the big man. She was to travel to the town of cumington to shove baby Jesus child out of her vjayjay and raise him there. After a long think mama Jesus replied to the angles "lol k #yoloswag."
The next day mama Jesus and her toy boy john, traveled to cumington to birth and raise baby Jesus child. once they had arrived in the town of cumington they had gone to every single casino. In search of the the perfect slot machine to win big time, abort the baby, elope and move to Vegas. they were in no luck but then suddenly mama Jesus went into labour and had no where to go to shove out the baby except for a stable near by. so mama Jesus and toy boy john went there to give birth.
Once they arrived mama Jesus screamed in agony yelling some dirty words suchs as- laundry, kitchen, bathroom and even screamed out johns skided undergarments. once baby Jesus child has been squeezed through mama jesus vagina that has been touched by everything and everyone except a penis. Mama Jesus and her toy boy John cuddled around their freshly lit joint holding baby Jesus, John being stoned as hell suggested calling the baby #swagdopeyolo but mama Jesus suggested "jesus" John did not like that name so they compromised on #jesus.
And that's the story of mama Jesus and her toy boy john giving birth to gods baby #jesus.
