Be My Baby (Lai Guanlin FF)

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"Jae Hwaaaaaaa~ HURRY UP YOU FUCKING SLOTH!" 

"I'm coming! Calm your tits, dickhead.."

"The fuck did you call me, you disrespectful little bitch?"

"Ms, Mr, we're here.."

"Quick, go away! I don't want to be seen in a car with a fuckboy like you, Daniel."

"motherfucker, watch yourself, I'm coming for you."

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that was me, everyday, bickering on being late for school and stuff with my unfortunately-brother, Kang Daniel. yes, I was self aware that Daniel was 6 years older than me and on what I got myself into. But to be fair, the school cafeteria was used to the sight of my brother embarassing me with his group of friends. And, yes, unfortunately, his friends was in innit too. Well, excluding Guanlin and Jihoon. Jihoon was my friend. And Guanlin? we never really talk tbh.

school went on just fine, well, except of a Daniel "accidentally" dropping and stepping on my sandwich. But it was grand, I wasn't a fan of the sandwich, so many greens innit that it's disgusting.

I decided to go to the nearest 7/11 and get myself a bunch of snack as I had intended that K-drama was gonna happen all night long. I mean, tomorrow is Saturday, so why not?

I unlocked the door to my house, to hear shoutings of, well.. 11 guys. Pathetic, right?

well, to make things even more pathetic, I was used to it.

I passed the living room where wanna one was to get to my staircase and to my room, not forgetting to shout the same thing I do all day.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M GONNA BLAST  BTS MOFOS" Why, you ask? well, although they are cocky as fuck.. they hate it when I get along with other boys. And the sight of me fangirling over other boys infront of them made them lose their shit. More specifically, cute boys which happens to be my friends.

"OKAy okay dickhead, we'll keep it down.." Daniel almost freaked out, which made me giggle.

I was on the mini corridor upstairs which led me to my room. 

TaeTae<3: Hey are u home safe?

JaeHwa: yepp, don't forget to eat with the members, don't eat too much candy, don't EVER let Jungkook blast more IU to piss others off, don't let Jimin to starve for his "diet" and remind Yoongi to take his medications. Oh, and tell Jin to rest. ok? I'm counting on you, Tae.

TaeTae<3: yes, second mommm, although you are younger than any of us..

JaeHwa: kekekeke~ love u <3

 TaeTae<3: me too, don't sleep too late because of K-dramas,  you get me?

JaeHwa: uhmm. im not sure abt that, kekeke~ BYE

TaeTae<3: aish this girl. 

I giggled at his cuteness, when suddenly I felt a strong bump on my head. I looked up to see Guanlin clutching his forehead. I quickly bowed and apologized to the guy who was 1 year older than me.

(yes, you are that young. if your old deal with it, if your as young then hey i gotchu, if your even younger then why are you not studying? XD im kidding2 kekeke~)

He smiled back in response, and I quickly excuse myself to go to my room as I had tons of homework to finish and I was barely done with 1/4 of it.