Ship Children.

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Aphmau: If all the ships in this book had kids, what would they be like?
Aaron: Aphmau... You better not be.
Zane: Because I'd kill someone. *cough Aaron*
KC: Kawaii~Chan has thought about it...
Zane: *faints*
Silver: It's kinda how I got through high school... Heh...
Laurance: Wha?
Vylad: She had a major crush on you.
Silver: VYLAD, GO WAKE UP ZANE.
Garroth: T_T I NO HAF GULFREND.
Aaron: *ded*
Aphmau: GARROTH! CMERE SO I CAN CHANCLA MURDER YOU!!!
Aaron: Aph, don't kill him. I'm okay.
Aph: YAAAAAAAAAY ^w^
Aaron: You're cute.
Aph: *blushes* You have fluffy ears.
Zane: NO. I'M PUTTING AN END TO THIS NOW.
KC: Zane~kun likes MLH.
Everyone but KC and Aph: *snickers*
Zane: WHAT THE HECK KAWAII~CHAN. Y'KNOW WHAT, KAWAII~CHAN TIES ALL MY MASKS, APART FROM THE ONE I WEAR, TOGETHER AND KEEPS THEM INSIDE HER PILLOW.
KC: NO KAWAII~CHAN DOESN'T!
Aphmau: OWO.
Aaron: Guys, Aph's about to... Pass out. *sighs*
Zane: And now KC's trying to burn her pillow in the non-existant fire.
Aaron: Existent*
Zane: Aaron The Grammer Freak.
Aaron: I'm NOT A GRAMMAR* FREAK. YOU GUYS JUST CAN'T SPELL.

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