Canada x Reader (Makin Bacon Babies)

"Hot damn I smell it."

   You spoke true words as you smelled the grand scent of maple and a certain kawaii (code for hot) Canadian whom also smells like maple.

   You immediately picked up your phone to check your Facebook, Wattpad, Deviant art, ect. as you walked down the hallway that seemed to keep you from your hopes and dreams.

   The hot- kawaii Canadian by the way is none other than your one and only senpai, Mathew Williams. Not only is he your senpai but he is your morning savior. His pancakes are THE shit at old lady book meetings when they all get together and read 50 Shades of Grey for the over nine thousandth time.

   As you were about to make fun of selfies in a post with your friend Alfred (whom is also 'kawaii') you saw your life flash across your eyes.

   There was Mat in a pink frilly maid outfit with an apron that said 'Don't drop that Dirk-a-Dirk' and he was making bacon pancakes with the song playing on his phone next to him.

   You almost got a lady boner as you started filming him on your phone and taking multiple photos. At last you sent one of these pictures of one of his panty shots to his own phone.

   When he got the notification and saw the picture he immediately turned with a tomato face. "Why didn't you inform me about this?"

   Mat looked at you with a sigh. "(Name I have to tell you something." You continued to wait. "I."

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"Want you to have my babies."

"Why the hell are you just asking me this now? I Have been waiting so long for this you little shit, I was going to wear a go-"

   "Me. You. Bed. Now."