There once was a whale named Hannah. She was really sassy. Since she was sassy and a whale she was known as Sassy whale.
So one day Hannah saw a platypus. She was like "OMFG HES SO HOT DATE ME!!!!". So her and the platypus dated and got married.
Hannah decided she was ready to have baby whales, but when she talked to her husband about it, her husband said, "You can't have half platypus half whale children." Hannah was outraged. She said to her husband, "WHAT THE HECK I THOUGHT YOU WERE A WHALE WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOURE A PLATYPUS!" She ran out of her house screaming.
Hannah ran and ran until she ran right into a moose, she looked at the moose and the moose started slurping. Hannah screamed "OMQ MITCH????" Mitch replied "ya." Hannah thought
Mitch was cool and all, but she decided she needed to find a whale. But then these bird things came and ate Hannah and she died.
