Y/N : You and Derek sit down in your living room watching tv
DEREK: let me kiss those lips BBQ....I mean Bbg
Y/N:you grab his face and pull him close to your lips but then..
DEREK: WHY THE FUCK UR BREATH SMELL LIKE DAT
Y/N: you stare at him looking like u bout to throw some hands
Derek: bitch u better bush them damn teeth
Y/N: OK like I ate some pizza with onions like u always extra
Derek: well it smell like u ate some damn booty...goddamn
Y/N : I invited here to tell u something important...I mean we've been dating for 12 months and I feel like we're both ready.
Derek: ok.. what's up
Y/N: ok so basically I'm pregnant and your the daddy.
Derek: *laughs*
Y/N: What's funny...
Derek: you playin right?
Y/N: when u came in me u wasn't playing so no I ain't fucking playing Derek
Derek: I only hit it from the back once and my pull out game strong as fuck so who else have u been fucking wit
Y/N: you know damn well i only have u stop acting stupid.
Derek: hold up * takes out phone*
Y/N: what are u doing?
Derek: calculating this shit cause it just don't add up
Y/N: ok stop....*takes phone away* were gonna live a happy life with a happy healthy baby ok and there's nothing u can do about it.
Derek: * gets up* I gotta go
Y/N: and where do u think your going
Derek : to the store...imma pick up some diapers..I understand it's my responsibility.*sarcasm*
Y/N: ok thx baby
