WARNING NONE OF THESE ARE MINE IF I CAN GET 100 VOTES AND READS I WILL MAKE A SEQUEL.
BF: sorry were breaking up
GF: :*( why
BF: sorry that was meant for someone else
GF: oh ok wait what!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!!!?!!???!?!
Sorry for not updating I have been busy.
GF: do you like me?
BF: no
GF: oh :(
BF: you never asked if i love you
GF: do you love me :)?
BF: no
Daughter: mo a got an A in chem
Mom: WTF welldone
Daughter: do you know what WTF means
Mom: well thats fantastic
REMEMBER DONT FORGET TO VOTE!!
Friend 1: hey are you ready
Friend 2: im so nervous
Friend 1: dont worry everyone thinks your retarted so you have the expectation level right where you want it
GF: you wanna play pick the lie game??
BF: sure 2 truths 1 lie right?
GF: 1. i hate bacon
2. im pregnant and your the dad
3 your telling my parents about this
BF: im sure 2 was the lie right ;)
GF: no 1 was have fun telling my parents
BF: HOW CAN YOU HATE BACON!!???!?!?!
Friend 1: wanna bang tonight?
Friend 1: i mean hang duck auto-cucumber!
Friend 1: God Donut!
Friend 1: how the shell to i turn this off!!
Friend 2 : its painful watching you struggle man
PLEASE VOTE
BF: hey babe
GF: ...
BF: wow you have a very talented pair of lips
GF: this is abbys dad
BF: AMAZING AT KARAOKE SHE SURE CAN SING MR. GILLAN
GF: i know she is very talented she could be a rockstar when she grows up im glad we agree
Son: Dad can ihave some money for some coke?
Dad: is $60 enough?
Son: Dad its only $1.35
Dad: wow the price sure went down from when i was your age...
Son: Coca-Cola i meant Coca- Cola
Dad: oh thats what you meant...
PLEASE VOTE I WILL UPDATE WHEN I CAN 6TH GRADE IS TOUGH
God: whay arent you in church?
Person: who is this?
God: God
Person: STOP TEXTING IN CHURCH PAY ATTENTION!!!
Kid: Mum
Kid: Mummy
Kid: MUMMY!!
Mom: what its 3 in the morning
Kid: i just farted
Mom: one normal kid is all i asked for...
GET PWND BY MUMMYYY!!!
Wikepedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everyone!
Internet: without me you all are nothing!
Electricity: Keep talkin......
Friend: I wasn't that drunk
Friend 2: Dude, you were asking my cat why he killed mufasa
Friend 1: what would be the first thing you would do when you found out you were invisible:
Friend 2: Fly to paris find a street mime and beat him to death the applause he would get would be outstanding
Friend 1: that poor mime..
I WILL UPDATE MAY 1st
GF: i had a dream about you
BF awwww....
GF: you died.
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Friend 1: hey genius you left the hand brake off.
Friend 2: no i didnt
Friend: 1 yes you did
Friend 2: NO I DIDNT
Friend 1: fine you didnt im rolling down a hill in someone elses car
Friend 2: OMG
Friend 1: this is awesome
TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THIS BOOK!
Daughter: Dad how do you know when you love someone?
Dad: when you fart in front of them
Daughter: ....
Mom: any plans for tonight
Son: No
Mom: Loser
