Tacobulb is a crackship on Tumblr which I really like so Heerf
Taco dashed through the forest, disturbing peaceful plants with her black limbs as they crashed down on the ground.
She gasped as she ran, her arms outstretched to block the tree branches that tried to swat her. She could hear the thumping of footsteps of something much larger behind her, crashing through the foliage.
Not looking back, she blindly ran off of a random edge and plummeted into a ditch, smacking into multiple rocks and thorn bushes on the way to the bottom. She tried to squeal, but nothing came out, and then she smacked into a tree, leaving her vulnerable at the bottom of the ditch.
Lightbulb burst out of the bushes, grabbing onto a nearby branch to keep her from slipping into the gorge.
She held still, listening for Taco's movement. She glanced around, when a tomato slice caught her eye. Further away from it was Taco's unmoving body propped up against a tree, bloodied and bruised.
"Taco!" Lightbulb shouted, releasing the branch and hopping down the ditch. She hurt her feet on the rocks on the way down. She scooped Taco up and shook her gently.
"Taco, wake up!" she shouted. Taco blinked her eyes a bit, grunting in pain.
"I fell..." she whimpered, lying limply in Lightbulb's grip.
"You did... you're all beaten up as well..." Lightbulb said, examining Taco's wounds.
Taco let out another whimper.
"I know what will help you," Lightbulb said, still holding Taco like a baby, "just promise not to struggle."
Taco lifted an eyebrow. "What?"
"And close your eyes," Lightbulb added.
Taco rolled her eyes. "Fine," she groaned. She gently shut her eyes.
Lightbulb held still.
"Well?" Taco demanded, not opening her eyes.
Lightbulb stretched open her mouth and gently put Taco inside, clicking her teeth together. Taco instantly knew where she was and began to panic, thrashing around and kicking.
Lightbulb leaned forwards and spat Taco out.
"Lightbulb! What the fuck?" Taco gasped, shivering, "I hurt even more!"
"I told you not to struggle," Lightbulb said.
"Don't eat me!" Taco wailed.
"I promise I won't," Lightbulb replied, holding up a hand with only the pinky finger sticking out.
"Are you sure this is going to help me?" Taco asked.
"Would you rather grab a first aid kit from Hotel OJ?" Lightbulb retorted. Taco's eyes widened.
"Ugh... fine... but if you swallow me..." she grunted.
"I won't," Lightbulb said, picking her up again.
Lightbulb opened her mouth again, and Taco flinched, starting to shake again, grabbing onto Lightbulb's arms. She aimed her feet at Lightbulb's maw and she got pulled in.
Lightbulb ignored her shock and shoved her inside her mouth, pulling her hands down.
Taco held still, hugging herself, feeling Lightbulb's tongue constantly twitching, then suddenly reaching up and brushing across her face. Taco flinched.
