blankets

I sat on the hard plastic chair, that by the way was too uncomfortable, and waited for the class to end. I had been sitting there for 40 minutes and I was already thinking about becoming a stripper. I didn't mind bouncing on dicks... Well, as long as I don't need to use math. Ms. Garcia was trying to teach math, but since when did math have letters in it? *questions life*

I almost fell asleep on my desk when I felt my ass vibrating. I jumped up from my chair, and everyone's eyes turned to me.

"Is there something wrong, Miss Johnson?" My teacher asked. Uhm, everything's fine, my ass started vibrating and it's totally normal, I said, obviously inside my head because
I'm the synonym of cat.

"My ass was just- I mean I'm fine." I sank down on my chair, hoping that she didn't notice that I said the word 'ass'. She sent me a glare, and I already knew that she was going to give me detention. I felt my ass vibrating again and I tried not to scream. I touched my butt and felt a rectangular object in my pocket. Ohh, it was my phone. At least I'm not an alien.

I pulled my phone out of my pocket and my phone was getting spammed by messages. The old woman- I mean miss. Garcia sent me a glare again, and I hid my phone under the table. Luckily, she didn't see. I hope she didn't see.

Cassie lè hoe: OMG YOU THOUGHT YOUR ASS WAS VIBRATING

I looked over to the desk at the back of the classroom and just as I thought, Cassie was silently laughing. Her shoulders shook violently. She almost looked like a hippo-

Luke: allie you're too hilarious sometimes
Me: Stop bullying me
Luke: is my allie baby mad?
Me: do the whole world a favor and choke on a sausage thank you
Luke: why should I choke on sausages when you two can choke on mine?
Cassie : because your sausage is too big
Me: THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE
Luke: oh I forgot that you're were a baby

I was just about to answer the message before the holy school bell started ringing. Thank god, because I couldn't stand one more minute in that stupid plastic chair. I gathered my books, that were almost falling apart cause they were old. My school didn't buy new books. We used old ones because apparently, "we're saving the world". Yea right, and I'm dating Channing Tatum...

I walked towards Cassie and Luke that were standing the classroom, praying that Ms. Garcia wrinkled hands wouldn't give me attention. Luckily, she didn't give me attention, but instead smiled at me. I didn't get why she smiled at me, I'm one her of worst students and I'm probably failing in all her classes.

"Hey, ass vibrator." A familiar voice said while laughing. I don't even know if that can be called laughing, it sounded more like a dying whale with a frog in its throat.

"Hey there, deepthroating whale." I saluted Lucas with a smile.

"I thought I was the only one who thought that," I heard Cassie say.

"Thought what?" Lucas asked.

"That you sound like a whale deepthroating a frog when you're laughing," I laughed.

"I don't sound like that," He pouted, "Can we eat something? Please, the unicorns are starving!"

"When did he get pregnant?" Cassie asked and I shook my head. That boy needs mental help.

"Please, the lunch ladies told me they would save some pizza for me," Lucas pleaded.

"Wait, pizza?" Cassie looked at Lucas.

"Yes, pizza. We have to hurry before there's nothing left," Lucas grabbed both of us and dragged us towards the cafeteria and luckily we came there early so we didn't have to stand in the back of the line.