1. Make paper planes and throw them around the room
2. Listen to music on your iPod
3. Get the whole class to start singing happy birthday (even if it’s not someone’s birthday)
4. Play games on your iPod or your phone
5. Plan your weekend
6. If told to be silent, refuse. Proclaim that you have rights
7. Ask the girls in the class if they have a pad, if so put red ink on it and leave it on the teacher’s seat
8. If asked a question in class say that you cannot answer without your lawyer present
9. Quote lyrics when talking
10. Make bubble noises
11. Lasers. Enough said
12. Ask to watch a movie, if denied, cry
13. Don’t sit on a chair, sit on the floor- if questioned why say that you’re worried gravity will fail you
14. Speak in a different language
15. Start humming
16. Get someone to distract the teacher while you go on their computer and play YouTube videos
17. Draw moustaches on your fingers
18. Shop online
19. Read on Wattpad
20. Repeat what the teacher says
21. Blow up condoms and fill them with water. Declare a water fight
22. Get everyone to sing ‘something in your mouth’ by Nickelback or a song similar
23. Order pizza under the teacher’s name and ask them to deliver it to the classroom
24. Flick a lighter and start to sing “this little light of mine”
25. Get people to dance on the tables and play the song ‘Stripper Friends’ by Tila Tequila
26. Walk to the dairy to get a feed, or drive
27. Blow bubbles with gum
28. Walk out of class and sit up in a tree- if asked to come down, refuse. Say it’s against your religion and that you want to be closer to God.
29. Set off the smoke alarm
30. Draw on the whiteboard in vivid- use your imagination for the pictures
31. Start a food fight
32. Ask the teacher personal question- see if they get embarrassed
33. Look around the room for something- if the teacher asks you what you’re looking for, say your virginity
34. Tell the teacher you will only answer to the name “sexy beast”
35. Start a Mexican wave
36. Have an outside lesson
37. Make the teacher play hide and go seek with your class
38. Question what the teacher says. Always ask “but why?”
39. Text in class, if asked to hand over your phone, don’t.
40. Tap your pen against the desk
41. Eat in class
42. Put legs on the person sitting next to you, or on the desk
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How to annoy your teacher like a pro
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