read this you oompaloompa

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to be a legend and an icon you must read this book.


STEP UNO

honey if you can't deep throat a pencil than what are you?

You have to deep throat everything you see.  Pencil, bread, a cheese stick, hair, chairs, beans greens, potatoes, tomatoes, lamb, rams, pork maw

  Pencil, bread, a cheese stick, hair, chairs, beans greens, potatoes, tomatoes, lamb, rams, pork maw

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After you do that you are 1.5% on your way to being an icon

STEP TWO

GET YOUR OWN STYLE

i'm so tired of seeing this=

i'm so tired of seeing this=

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and this

i do not care if you wear a hotdog costume to school or even look like a deceased rat be you, be  THAT legend

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i do not care if you wear a hotdog costume to school or even look like a deceased rat be you, be  THAT legend. THAT icon.


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