When a person discusses his hobbies with people he/she thinks they are the MOST Talented people EVER born on this Entire planet.
Well in that case....... I'm not very different...... When you've got something why not say it LOUD?
Telling about this piece of writing, trust me. It's worth reading.
It is actually better than Reading depression, cutting your self into pieces, crying over something crazy or Even wasting your time in Fucking SomeOne, you'll forget later.
So speaking about my first best talent. Oh sorry singing it for you, in my melodious voice .
Yeah AWeSome People ........ You got it RIGHT ! I AM A SINGER. Not just a singer. I'm an Awesome Singer.
Don't think I'm boasting about it. Or fine go ahead think......you have a Brain to use, you won't get a time to use it in your Grave.
So Singing, I'm singing since the moment you weren't even born. Well I'm not that ancient..... I was singing in the heavens, waiting for my turn to be born. And Yeah so I finally was born.
There were slight changes that happened in my voice, might be due to the environmental conditions of this planet Earth.
The day I was born, and I opened my eyes, that was the time I saw some Doctors with the godly glory in them. So I thought to impress them, in doing so I opened my mouth and tried to sing, God knows what happened to my voice? All the notes were distorted and so they felt like I was crying.
Hell why would I cry? I was from heavens. I started singing and gradually I gained back my original vocals. Everyone said I was a marvelous singer. And yeah that's true I am. I'm a singer by birth. I never had to take any music classes to polish my skills ...... all I had to do is sing.
Singing when I woke up, singing in the bathroom, singing when I was walking, talking. Oh - I don't remember if I talk.... as far as I've known. Well so that was a natural skill and my favourite hobby.
Next when I was small I thought I really loved stories. In fact I really did. ..... But there was a different kind of passion related to the word STORIES at every part of my life. When I was young, trust me I hated to read a story myself. So I started listening, and I enjoyed it pretty well...... Later On... By the power of some COSMIC energies, it felt good when I read stories. I was quite interested in them.
Gradually I discovered that I had an extreme hobby of writing stories. They were all my imaginations nothing good. But then I tried to imagine what people would like to read. At first it looked so rotten to me. And as you all already know by your birth, I never took classes for it too.
It takes me some time to verify my next hobby.............................
DANCE. Oh yeah. You know how I came to this world? By dancing. But then again everyone thought I was kicking. No it wasn't so. ............. Anyhow, they were not so pleased to see me dancing and wrapped me in a cloth.
Well that is my least best hobby, as compared to the above two because, as you all already don't know anything by your birth, I took classes for it. And yes that was a Naive mistake on my part.
So people in short never take classes. They take away your natural talent......... HAHAAHAHHA. *straight face* No stop bunking, and take classes, because you don't have any natural talent...:P
NoW..............." love me or hate me I don't care". ....... because if you love me, you are not gonna come and kiss me. And IF you so utterly hate me, you are not gonna come and kick me. So in both ways........ I don't care.
See I could make your blood boil. P.S Do Love Me. I might share some talent with you ;)
NO OFFENSE.
