Lidrew Paybber (Andrew Lloyd Webber and Liam Payne Fanfic)

Andrew knew he had to have him. He had a dream one night while sleeping next to his gay lover, Geoff. He woke up in a cold sweat, and looked over at Geoff, who was already looking at him.

"What's wrong?" Geoff asked his gay man.

"I found someone else. But he doesn't exist yet. He's in here." Andrew pointed to Geoff's balls. He meant the sperm.

"What the diddly fuck?" Asked Geoff.
Andrew started to massage his balls, singing quietly to the one he knew now as Liam.

"I need you to have this child for me." Andrew told him urgently.

"How?" Geoff asked.

"Go fuck a girl, and keep fucking them until little Liam comes along." Andrew pushed Geoff out of bed, and Geoff left. Months after months, years after years, after all of those dead and wasted babies came Liam. When Liam was born, Andrew was there. He helped deliver him.

"My future husband," Andrew cried as he held him in his arms.

"Get the fuck out," yelled Karen, Liam's mom.

Silently, and in the shadows, he watched Liam grow up and become more beautiful and sexy, and when Liam finally became big enough, he made his move.

"Hello handsome," remarked Andrew to Liam. Liam looked at Andrew and immediately fell in love. They found each other. They found their phantoms.

Liam and Andrew had to have a secret relationship, but it was beautiful. They got married in fall and on that day, they worshipped Geoff's ballsack for bringing them together.

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