Funny Moments

Funny Lyric Text

(Cleaning with my mom we come across a lyric prank text between a mother and daughter.)

~~text 

daughter - ma ma i just shot a man down 

mother - oh where are you?do you need me to hide the body?

mother -  oh wait, is this a lyric prank 

daughter - um... yea

mother oh 

(From this we started thinking what if that really happened but the mother was really ready to hide the body and where would she would go to hind it.)

--Story we came up with--

(me - what if that really happened, and the mom was actually going to hide the body

my mom- then that would be crazy and her daughter would be afraid of her )

"um.. mom how come your not mad i shot this man "

"oh, honey it's okay every women shots a man once in their life"

"huh, you serious'

"yep"

"where are we going anyway"

"just  the same place i took your father, when i shot him"

"WHAT!!"

"oh, nothing"

"wait a minute, i'm sure i just heard you say you shot dad"

"no dear, you're just hearing things"

"then why do you have this location marked as the place shot husband on the GPS"

"oh it's just a name"

GPS- "oh Carol, you're back at this place who are you burying this time "

"shut up car before you're next"

"did you just threaten the GPS"

"no dear, i'm just saying it needs to go to the shop"

{Next Day}

 " honey, come on i can give you a ride to school"

 "um.. it's okay i can walk"

"but the school is like five miles away"

"I'll just wake up 2 hours earlier"

"but that's 4 in the morning "

"it's okay i need the exercise and fresh air"

"um.. okay, but when you get there you'll be soaked in sweat"

"I'll just talk a shower  when i get there, bye"

{finally made it to school}

teacher-"you're here very earlier"

"yes, i walk here"

"isn't your house like 5 miles away"

"yes, i needed the exercise"

"you must really be into your health and shape'

"yes,i am"

"is everything going okay at home"

"YES!! EVERYTHING IS FINE AT HOME"

"um you sure everything is fine you seem kind of worried about something"

"NO, YOUR WRONG EVERYTHING IS FINE, A OKAY, COOL, CHILL, YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING TEACH"

"i'm afraid i don't, i'm going to visit your mother today"

"oh no, i got to call mom"

-hello mom, the teacher is on her way to talk to you

oh really, i better make some tea, with cyanide"

-what 

nothing talk to you lately, have a great day at school

-um.. okay bye

"weird"

{After School,Walking into the House}

" why are these painters here"

"mom"

"hey honey"

"mom, what's going on"

"oh, just choosing a different color for the house what you think of a deep red, like blood red"

"um.. it's a good color mom, a really great color for you"

{Upstairs in her Room}

"i'm not even going to ask about the teacher, since she never came back to the school, i need to get out of here, i should pack some clothes and go on vacation for some years"

"hey honey, what are you doing"

"um... i'm going to spend the week with a friend"

"oh really, are you having a hard time with that shirt, it looks like you're struggling with it"

"i'm okay"

"really i can take care of it"

"no, it's fine i like this shirt"

{Goes to the Bathroom and then Outside }

"what's that burning smell"

"hey honey"

"MOM, I SAID I LIKE THAT SHIRT"

"it's okay we can buy you another one"

{Goes back inside and out the Front door}

{Running down the street}

"FORGET PACKING I'M LEAVING NOW!!!!"

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