*a good morning a dude woken up*
dude:what where am i?? who am i??
*he quickly ran to the basement and saw a letter
[hello sir u dont remember anything because u have a rare sickness of forgetting thinks also known as alzheimers but ur a complete JERK]]
randy:what i am not a jerk ill show him!
*he got out of his house and he saw a homeless man*
randy:hey mister need some help here ill give you some money
homeless dude:wow thank you sir i have been asking you for money everyday but this is the first time i saw you game me i thought you were a complete JERK
randy:well not anymore ill do anything you want!
homeless dude:anything??!!
*then they had fun going to the park,the circus,the zoo and finally they got to the bar and randy was so drunk and sleepy
randy:you know mister this was the best day of my life
*then he quickly fell asleep, the homeless man carried him home to bed*
homeless dude:see ya tomorrow mister
*then he got back to his ragged place waiting for the next day*
THE END