On a typical day our heroes, Toaster, Memey, Shadow, Mai, Zachariah, and Vamp1re find out a horrific realization that all of their favorite heroes have been nerfed to the ground. But of course, our heroes refuse to give up! They soon launch a plan t...
Jeff Kaplan stood at the command bridge, staring into the outside where everyone was working on their terminals. (It looked like that but MUCH bigger).
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Geoff then entered the room, with stride full of energy. "I have very good news sir!" Geoff exclaimed. "Due the patch, toxicity has now been increased to 79%! Our mathematicians estimate that the meter will be full by this Monday!"
"Ah, excellent work Geoff" said Jeff with a crooked smile on his face. He couldn't believe it. After all this time, Judgement Day finally coming! All he needed was to lure in some more people and his plan would be set.
"How many have we invited today?" Jeff asked Geoff, not caring to even look beside him at Geoff. "Quite a lot sir. We have about 60 people coming today." "Good" Jeff replied. "I'm sure you know exactly what to do with them." "Of course sir, those suckers won't even know what will hit them!" Geoff replied, feeling evil himself. "Perfect Geoff". They then stood together looking out at the window for a while, down at all the other employees working around the clock for preparations for their plan. Jeff then decided to break the silence. "Y'know Geoff, even now it's still hard to believe that they the day is coming very soon. I have worked in this company for over 15 years, trying to find the perfect toxic game. And we have finally done it with Overwatch!" And with that, Jeff let out a laugh so maniacal that it would put the Joker to shame.
Suddenly there was a loud knocking on the door. "Yes, yes come in" replied Geoff. All of a sudden the Blizzard employee bursted into the room, panting, sweating, and out of breath. "Take a deep breath before you collapse man!" exclaimed Jeff. "Now what is it?" "Sir...w-we received reports from our spies that the group of kids that interfered in your plan have been picking each other up in a car of sorts. We believe that they might be planning some plot against you!" "Really?" said Jeff, blankly and with obviously no interest. "You run down here at over 50 miles an hour just so you can tell me that some kids are plotting to 'kill' me"? "But sir-", "No butts!" interrupted Jeff. "We don't have the time to worry about children, now be gone!" "I-I...yes sir" said the employee, finally accepting defeat. As he jogged on back to the terminals below, Jeff swung his swivel chair back to his view of everyone down below. "I'm not so sure about ignoring that guy sir" Geoff said. "What if these kids actually plan a revolt. Or worse yet what if they uncover our real plan?" "Ah, don't get too worried up Geoff" Jeff responded. "Besides even if they do attempt an attack we can just lead them into the same trap like anyone else. Besides" Jeff remarked with an evil smirk,"Were going to need has much manpower as we can get if our plan is to work."
