Mistakes are Life

Chapter one

Oh, why hello. You may not know me, so imma introduce meself.

I am Aron Blake, 8th grader at Meltenburg Middle school in California. I am currently 13, but I'm turning 14 on September 2, which is in 6 days.

I smoke and drink. *no judging here please, thank you*

I live with my rich ass family (My mum, pa, two perverted brothers, and a sister) who ignore my living soul and presence. And everytime I "bother" them they swat me away like a fly. Doesn't bother me much (ha ha ya right), I mostly just use the money to get a good education, clothes and yadda yadda yadda.

I am basically the badass at my school. Just thought you should know. I don't know I'm weird LMAO

And get this! IM STILL A VIRGIN! Not surprised. But damn! Boys keep trying to get into my pants!

I sing and street fight. Undeafeted. Even against the eldest and most-well-used to be skilled fighter!

Sorry if it sounds like I'm bragging. I'm really not trying to make it sound like that!

Well. That's basically all.

Tootles!

(I dont know if there really is a Meltenburg in California. If there is, do tell!)