Ok so I was sitting on the toilet takin a dump and I herd someone nocking on the door. So I opened the door and It was my girlfriend and she said I need to take a dump. And I said are u for real and she got on the toilet besides me and she starting farting and I was like OMG!!. So she pulled on my leg I tried to get away but she was turning into a she hulk and I started beating that bitch and I when she let go I ran away. But my shorts wear still down and I couldn't run as fast with my shorts down. she ran so fast that she got me and I craped on her face and ran away for ever.
