Diary Entry 578
Leonard Shelly
10/11/17
Dear Diary,
I am madly in love with Sonya Harmlin. Her hair, black like a raven, always shines in the sunlight. And her eyes; a vibrant green. She is the most beautiful woman on the planet, and if I could just sneak a good picture of her, then I can show you.
Today in class, she let me borrow her black pen. I didn't give it back, I kept it and put it on my "Sonya Shelf", where I put her pictures and possessions. I don't think she noticed when I stuffed it under my belt.
So yes, Diary, everything was going great, until Idalia showed up.
Idalia is her girlfriend. Yes, you heard me right, Diary, Sonya is a lesbian. But once she sees what I can do in bed...
[insert huge fuckin food and beverage stains here]
Sorry, Diary. Some punks threw you into the garbage can again. I'll clean you up later. Right now I have to spy on Sonya and plan Idalia's murder...
Note that I might need to burn you after this, Diary.
XOXO
-Leonard Shelly
