taekook prompts!

lovin'

k
"taehyung why is there a baby in the living room, and why is it wearing my Iron Man socks?"

i
"stop quoting namjoon to me, i don't enjoy it like seokjin does."

m
"why did you have to buy 10 dogs again? "

"it was a heat of the moment."

t
"you're an idiot."

"yeah, but i'm your idiot and you love me."

a
"i'll build the fort, you bring the pizza"

"okay but i don't have money."

e
"i love you but please don't ever cook ever again or else i'll die."

h
"how's yugyeom?"

"stop being jealous, we played Mario Kart together once."

y
"you're so fucking cute i just want to love you forever."

"then do it."

u
"why is there a kitten in your lap?"

"the question is, why not?"

"because i'm allergic tae."

n
"you know if you weren't such a jealous ass maybe we wouldn't be banned from here."

"not my fault people were looking too much at my man."

g
"you broke my heart once, i'm not letting you break it twice."

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aye, all these are from the top of my head [unless i've stated otherwise] so if you've seen them anywhere else,  i didn't mean to copy okay thx 

++ some of these need a 3rd person so yeah enjoy,  i would turn these into stories but i'm lazy and not creative lmao.