ΛƧPΣᄃƬ(discontinued)

Similars

~Geno Sans

Whoever this guy was, he wasn't gonna be easy to catch OR follow around. He could open up portals within a matter of seconds and close them, leaving no marks of teleporting because he used freaking portals. I had to find a way to track him without him knowing, and do it easily.

I teleported to Error, told him what we were doing, and asked if he had any ideas. He thought for a bit, then said that he had nothing. I sighed and said I understood, and teleported back to Fresh saying Error had nothing. Which was a shame. Fresh and I started discussing how to track him and find out what he really was, or is.

Of course, no matter how many ideas we came up with, we couldn't find any good, 100% accurate and foolproof ideas. I was getting agitated, and just recommended that we just wait for him to pop up then trap him, in which I would set up the trap.

Fresh said sure, and that he would try to lure him with the fact that he would try to harvest a Papyruses soul. I agreed to this, reluctantly because of the Papyrus, and told him that I would call him when the trap was done, and set off.

Now, how was this going to work? For starters, he could probably glitch out of everything I threw at him. Secondly, who knows what powers he had. You wouldn't wanna be at odds with this guy, that was for sure. I was in my void contemplating on how to do this. Wait....that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Playing dumb has its advantages, don't it?

I teleported to Fresh and told him of my plan, and he agreed, excitedly even, probably because it didn't involve him getting hurt at all, really. The plan would go into effect tomorrow.

That next day, at noon I teleported and I saw Fresh threatening a Papyrus from an old classic AU. Pretty soon the glitchy guy popped up lunging towards Fresh, and I dropped the cage on him, knowing it wouldn't do anything. He shook the cage violently, hopefully, the shock of being in there wouldn't wear off anytime soon.

I teleported the Papyrus away, Fresh standing back. He looked exactly like Fresh told me he was, just his clothes didn't look like a Sans at all. Even ERROR had the traditional jacket and whatever. The only other person I knew that didn't have this stuff was Reaper and Cross. Almost every Sans I knew had a jacket, except for Reaper and Cross, so this was weird.

He was saying every curse word under the sun, but they came out all glitchy, and what do you expect from an Error or whatever he was. I told him that we just wanted to talk, and he sighed and glitched out from the cage, looking quite perturbed. He obviously knew he could have glitched out anytime, just he probably wanted to see what we were doing before he went ballistic on us.

He asked us what the "fok" do we want, and I said nothing much, that I just wanted to ask him some things. He looked at me, said, "Why tha hell would I do 'hat fer you?" And opened a portal, walked through it, flipping off the Fresh Sans and me before Teleporting out.

Wow. He was almost exactly like Fell when it came to that stuff.... Trusted nobody, and for a good reason too. Who knows what happened to him before Fresh saw him. I decided that we would have to take a more...subtle approach.