Felicia, Farkle and Fergus walked out of Far, Far Away High School for the last time. Fergus was sad.
"Why can't we stay in school forever?" he sobbed.
"Because then we'd all have depression and the therapists would make billions and OH MY ONIONS THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA!" Felicia exclaimed. Farkle pulled a bottle of whiskey out of his black and green polka dot bag.
"Let's celebrate."
"I'm driving. Save me some for when we get back to the swamp." Felicia pulled car keys out of her purple and green checked bag with lots of sewn on badges with band logos for her favourite emo bands. Felicia was emo to extremo thanks to her dad.
"ALCOHOL?!" screamed Fergus.
"Yeah, so?" Farkle unscrewed the cap.
"We're 18!"
"The laws of Britain apply." Felicia opened the Shrekia Shredona.
"What the Duloc is a Britain?" Farkle took a big swig. Fergus looked shocked.
"lAnGuAgE!"
"Get in." Felicia sat in the driver's seat. Farkle sat in the passenger's seat while Fergus sat on his booster seat in the middle. (See figure for reference)
Shrekia Shredona seating plan
[Farkle] [Felicia]
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Shrek 5
FanfictionAfter the stress of raising triplets, Shrek is ready for them to go to uni. But can his marriage hold up? Can Farkle beat his alcoholism?
