hi. i'm david. i am being chased by this thing called the casserole. it is made with mutilated body parts. please help me!
area 51 log
sarge: sir we have reports of a thing running around called the casserole. it is made of mutilated human body parts. it kills people by ripping out peoples intestines and making them eat thier own intestines. after it does that it takes thier blood and writes on the victims wall, YOUR INTESTINES ARE MINE. then whatever is left of its intestines it ties a noose and hanges thier dead bodies.
*bash*
YOUR INTESTINES ARE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarge: OH LORD HELP US ALL
Colonel: why did you bring this up sarge?
Sarge: IDK IDK IDK IDK IDK IDK IDK IDK IDK IDK IDK IDK IDK IDK IDK IDK
Colenel: shut up sarge!
