(Non cannon prequel) Tommy Wiseau traveled to visit santa but only found jorseph joden wanting sexy sexy time from santa and started looking at the elves. Ha ha ha Tommy laughs as he kocked out jorseph and buried him alive in the cold deep snow under 50 tons of snow. Oh hia santa ha ha ha hi Tommy how's life. The whole world betrayed me and i don't care anymore. So basically monday? Yes and Lisa cheated on me with my favorite football and got pregnant. And denny got pregnant too. How? Yes, ok, can i have Christmas early? Tommy its june, i know i want my Christmas TODAY (Tommy pulls out water gun) Santa uses magic to freeze Tommy in place. Tommy wakes up in the flesh pits and got his Christmas present early. And everything was happy the end
