Shipper's Paradise - A JohnDave oneshot

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EB: hey dave

TG: oh hey bro

TG: sup

EB: nothing much

EB: oh hey, how do you like those shades i got you?

TG: theyre cool

TG: im gonna wear them ironically instead of the anime shades

TG: and im pretty damn sure yours make me look

TG: like

TG: ten times cooler if thats even possible

EB: i think it might not be.

EB: oh hey, CD is pestering me

EB: ill ttyl <3

TG: see ya

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CD: Did y@ do it?

EB: uggggh

EB: not quite

EB: i was

EB: kinda

CD: Wh@t is it?Spit it out.

EB: i was just nervous

EB: its kinda hard to admit to my best bro that i have a crush on him

CD: I underst@nd, John. But you'll be @ lot h@ppier when you do.

EB: i know but

EB: what if he doesn't like me like that?

CD: Then you'll just go b@ck to being best bros, @nd @t le@st he'll know how you feel @bout him.

EB: though i did take a small step toward it.

CD: Oh? Wh@t w@s it?

EB: i put a little <3 at the end of my last message

CD: @@@@w. Th@t's so sweet.

CD: Regrett@bly, I don't think it's enough, though.

CD: Omg, ik, you should invite him over to w@tch one of your shitty movies!

EB: they're not shitty, they're cool.

EB: but besides, dave doesn't like my movies.

CD: h@h@ just tell him it's for "ironic purposes" @nd he'll totally do it! lol

EB: wow

EB: yeah, i didn't think of that, he probably would.

EB: okay, well thanks CD

CD: No problem, John <3

EB: oh hey, i never did ask your name

CD: It's @ngel.

CD: which is ironic bec@use the symbol I use for my @'s looks like @n @ with @ h@lo on it. hehe

EB: ...

CD: Wh@t?

EB: ya know, sometimes i think you might be as much into irony as dave is even though you make fun of it.

EB: and also

EB: i didn't realize you were a girl

CD: ye@h, I guess I never did specify.

CD: @nd @bout the irony

CD: Th@t is @ preposterous observ@tion.

EB: if you say so ;B