My greatest sdmn

Chapter 1

Simon is the greatest member of the sidemen because he is funny and he is the best footballer in the whole of YouTube because he scored a fantastic goal in the first sidemen match and he is a friend that everyone wants because he is funny and entertaining and he is the founder of the sidemen and he is good friends with zerkaa and tbjzl and his diss track was the best in the beef with ksi and ricegum and deji

And I am going to send him a letter also I want to join the sidemen because I am good at socialising with people and playing football with people and also simon and JJ and tobi are the best in the sidemen but my favorite sideman is Ethan and Harry.  And simon is the most charming man ever because he can get girls and when JJ fights Joe Weller, Weller will win because he is quick and deadly at punches