TWIN PEAKS SEASON 4

Hawk and Jacoby Leo Johnson Agent Cooper

"Oh, if only romance was more intimate, so much more intimate. Every single gunshot that I shoot into this piece of wood represents the yearning, deep spiritual care I have for every single one of my beautiful wives. Bring me, take me, back to my beautiful country, the country where I belong and the country where I deserve to belong."
Hawk followed an unknown man into the bushes, after having some sort of awakening. "I think I just became Einstein," he started saying to himself. "Einstein has it all, everything. His brain is loaded with everythingness. Einstein knows it all, has it all, and owns it all."
Then Hawk started singing a song about Einstein while creepily laughing and sticking out his tongue. He saw Jacoby in the middle of the woods, singing another song to himself.
Jacoby, in fact, heard all the words Hawk muttered to himself, and wondered what the hell was going on.
Everyone knew now that Leo Johnson was the killer, ever since he proudly announced about fifty times to agent cooper that he did it.
"Hey, yo you cops out there! I did it! I'm the killer, so just get on with it already! Everyone knows I did it!"
"Leo, are you sure..."
"I did it! See, I have photos. This is me before I killed her. This is me killing her, and this is me wrapping her in plastic."
"Well, it looks like we finally have our man," said Hawk.
"But something tells me that Leo isn't telling the..."
"Just look at the all the notes I sent you!"

Dear Agent Cooper,

I killed Laura Palmer. I have pictures.

-Leo Johnson



Just wanted to make sure you got my first letter, I did it.

-Leo Johnson


Hi, just need to make sure you got my first letter regarding me killing Laura Palmer.

-Leo Johnson


Hi, are you asleep or what? I did it. See you on Fox News.

-Leo Johnson

"So, Leo. By the way, I've been meaning to ask you, is that short for Leonard?" Asked Cooper in dreamland, abruptly changing the subject.
"No weirdo it's short for Leland!" said Leo.
Jacoby remembered himself briefly thinking "since when was there another Leland in Twin Peaks? Are they both killers now?"

After getting out of his trance with memories of that shocking night, Jacoby saw Hawk take a stone in his hand, aiming Jacoby's window.
"If this rock breaks the window," he muttered to himself, "Leo is innocent."
Before Jacoby could protest anything, Hawk threw the rock and broke his window.
"Leo didn't do it. I have to tell Cooper. The killer is still out there! Our community is in danger!" Hawk boomed so the whole entire forest heard even though they really didn't give a flying crow's ass anymore since the case was over 25 years ago.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" Yelled Jacoby angrily. He was working on a car for Bobby's birthday. Instead of answering, Hawk wondered to himself since when was Jacoby a car mechanic?
"What the hell is that," said Hawk awkwardly, pointing at a computer, as if to get back at Jacoby for raising his voice.
"Remember that elf that...."
"What elf? What the fuck are you talking about?!! I don't see no elf! Do YOU see a fucking elf? Hmmm... let's see, am I in lala land or reality? Fucking answer me!!! What fucking elf?!!"
"JESUS, Hawk!!! What the hell's gotten into you?? I was just going to explain who the elf is because you might not've remembered! Anyway, the elf is being used as a sacrifice for me and Agent Cooper to locate life on mars..."
"LOCATE LIFE ON MARS? WHAT THE...."

Hawk and Jacoby Leo Johnson Agent Cooper will be continued in the next chapter.