Day 1 (Part 1)

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The day started as any other day for Jamie. His parents Mr.Dad and Mrs. Dad got him up and ready for preschool, he had his lunch box, his lucky keychain, and his trusty sidekick....sidekick?Wow, Jamie, I see how you are. "It's not that bad....come on Narrator please keep telling my story?"*Sigh* Fine, now where was I? BAM! "Hey, new kid hand over that..." 

"WAIT!!!" 

What? 

"You skipped too far ahead!" 

Meh...you skipped too far ahead Narrator....do this Narrator....do that Narrator.....NARRATOR! HEY, I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PROPER NAME!!!! "

Ya, being the Narrator doesn't suit you any. You suck at being one.....how about I give you a name that says how crappy you are at being a Narrator!" 

Really Jamie! You'd do that! For ME~! (>---<)

"Of course! What do you think about Mandi ?" 

(-__-) Really....Mandi, I know someone named MANDI and let me tell you that name is bad news. The name Mandi is already taken as a code name anyway. 

"Really by who?" 

Some chick who calls herself Rabbit. 

"She didn't live very long did she?" 

What do you mean Jamie? 

"I mean rabbits jump and they live for 8 years, dogs walk and they live for 15 years, and turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years." 

Oh...no she was a secret agent and died protecting our country.

 "Really, I thought that was her sister?" 

No, her sister was pushed down a flight of stairs.On a brighter note! : - ) My new name!? 

"Oh! how about....*British accent* Salty Author!" 

Dude....THAT'S PERFECT!!! 

"I know right!Okay, Salty Author back to the story!!"

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