Kangaroos & Chaos
Interior. Sonic Boom
Ally: (Talking to customer) This violin was made of the finest maple wood, it was hand carved- would you excuse me for a sec? Yeah. (Talking to Austin & Dez) Do you guys have to do that here?
Austin: Hey,we're not complaining that you're working right in the middle of our banjo badmiton court.
Dez: We'd rather make a music video but somebody hasn't finish writing the song yet.
Ally: I'm busy working!
Dez: Fine, then we're busy badmintoning. Game point! (Smashes banjo)
Ally: Would you like to pay cash for that or should I put it on your tab?
Dez: Just put it on the tab.
Ally: Okay! (holds up long receipt)
Lester Dawson: (enters) Well, I'm off to the accordion convention and "accordion" to my watch, I shouldv'e left an hour ago. (laugh)
Dez: (laugh)
Lester: Well, sweetie you are in charge. The store looks a little crowded, you sure you're okay?
Ally: Actually, Dad, I-
Lester: Glad to hear it! Bye-bye!
Ally: Okay, okay. Um, here's yor changes, here's your kazoo, trumpets are over there, no this isn't the eye doctor!
Man: (Walks into the door and falls on Cymbals)
Trish: Guess who got a job at The Yo-Yo Cart?! Watch this! (swings arms)
Team Austin: (All except Trish hides behide the counter)
Trish: (Gets tangled in the yo-yos) Hold on. It's uh, my first day, probably my last. So, (chuckles) Ally, have you finish writing Austin's new song?
Ally: I'm almost done.I've just been very busy lately, work, school, book club. I have to read this by tomorrow. (Put a giant book on the counter)
Austin: Tomorrow? Of what year?
Dez: Well, we need a song. We can't make a video without a song.
Ally: Hey, it's not like I've been spending all my free time training to eat a 20 pound hamburger.
Dez: You're just jealous. (holds up trophy)
Trish: Ally, if we don't get the video on the website quick, people are going to forget who Austin is.
Dez: Seriously, it's been a whole month since the last video.
Austin: Guys, cut Ally some slack! A month isn't that long. It's pretty hard to forget Austin Moon!
Two teenage girls walk into Sonic Boom
Girl: Hey! It's Raphie Hayes from the dog food commercial!
Austin: Dog food commercial? Ally, you've have to finish that song now!
Ally: Fine, (Scribble something down on a piece of paper) you want the song? (Throws it at Austin) Here!
Austin: See? That wasn't so hard.
Girl: No way! It's the guy who won the 20 pound hamburger contest! Can I have an autograph?
Dez: Sure, turn around. (Signs the girl's jacket with ketchup)
Team Austin: (All except Dez) Ew!....
Ralphie: (on TV) Ralphie Hayes here for Yummy Time Dog Food. So good; a human could eat it. (picks up a bowl of said food and eats it)
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Austin and Ally : Kangaroos & Chaos
Non-FictionAlly scribbles down Austin's song lyrics in illegible handwriting prompting Dez and Trish to start gathering strange props for the music video which they think correspond to her lyrics. After the odd collection of musical items begins arriving, they...