Austin and Ally :Zaliens & Cloud Watchers

Zaliens & Cloud Watchers

Interior. Sonic Boom

Ally: (walks over to Austin and Dez, whom are playing on the xylophone grill) Guys! I finally finished the new song. (sees what they are doing) What are you doing?

Dez: Xylophone grilling.

Austin: It's a way to combine my awesome music skills with Dez's mad cooking skills. (Dez accidentally flips a patty onto the window)

Dez: (takes the patty off of the window and offers it to Ally) Window burger?

Ally: No thanks, I'm trying this new diet where I don't eat anything totally disgusting.

Trish: (enters the store in a giant cheese costume) Guess who got a job at Cheese out of My League?

Ally: Ooh, the high-end cheese store. That place is so much better than Cheese Just Okay. (turns to Austin) So, I just finished the song for our new webcast. It perfectly captures everything you're about. (puts the headphones on Austin) Listen. What do you think?

Austin: I love it!

Ally: Yay!

Austin: (once Ally is gone) I hate it.

Dez: Here. (gets a drum out that is filled with chili) Try it with my drum chili. (pours the chili onto the burger)

Austin: Not the burger; Ally's song! I don't like it.

Dez: Well, maybe my drum chili will help with that too. (pours drum chili onto Ally's music player)

Theme Song

Interior. Cheese out of my League

Trish: Thank you for shopping at Cheese out of My League! (her costume makes her bump into other cheese items)

Austin: (he is playing cheese equivalent of Go Fish with Dez) Got any cheddar?

Dez: Go fish. (Austin picks up a piece of cheese from the pile) Got any provolone? (Austin hands a piece of cheese to Dez; Dez bites it) This is monterey jack! (throws the cheese onto the floor) Cheater.

Austin: Sorry, I'm distracted. I can't stop thinking about Ally's song. The lyrics are so not me.

Dez: Well, if you don't feel like playing, I'm going to eat the deck.

Austin: I mean, check out these lyrics. (reads from the paper) I'm a sensitive guy, sad movies and sunsets make me cry. (stops reading from paper) I hate sad movies, and what kind of guy cries at sunsets?

Dez: Bye-bye Mister Sun. He won't be back until tomorrow. (starts crying)

Trish: Man, I hate this job. My entire uniform is made out of real cheese, including my underwear!

Dez: I wear cheese underwear all the time! I love it. I really feel like I can breathe in it, especially the swiss.

Trish: Why would you do that?

Dez: Because the goat cheese is too squishy!

Austin: Guys! What am I going to do? I don't like Ally's song, but if I tell her, it'll hurt her feelings.

Dez: There's only one thing you can do.

Trish: I never thought I'd say this, but Dez is right. Be honest with her.

Dez: (at the same time as Trish's last sentence) Give her a pickle basket. (gets hit by Trish's cheese costume) Ow! What? She loves pickles!

Trish: She also loves honesty.