you walk into the new school it's full of cuTE BOIS AND NEKOS NEKOS KNEES
you are very nervous oheuwuaai !! >~<
You do lessSONS AND BORING STUFF BUT THAT ISNT WAT THIS STORY IS A BOUT OOOO BAKA!!
*time skip to lunch time X3*
You walk into the outside w o r l d and see a couple retards screaming !! But you ignore them because you are souper cool n stuff >w<
As you look around you see a lampost and it is verY SEXY OOOOO NOSEBLEED!!!
you walk up to it and it says hi!!! You say hi back and try to act cool uwu
It hugs you and you are nervous AAAAAA !!
you talk with the lampost and it is a nice person, it is also h o t.
As you talk to the lampost you see a FLUFFING POODLE OUTSIDE?????? Oh no it's just a girl HEHEHE XD
she stares at you and the lampost and she is very smol ooooo!!!
Also she looks like a loser hahan lmao XD ECKS DEE
she walks up to you both and pulls you away from the lampost :00000
She hugs it and stays quiet, you stare at her thinking "WHAT THE FLUFF BITCH ANDJDJSKJSBSUW"
but really you just say hi
She says hi back and does this face !!! ":3"
VUTEEEEJEIAKAJWIEKKEK
BUT SHE REALLY SUCCS LEAVE HER LAONE PLS EXKS DEE
she sounds like a 3 year old !!!
She leaves the lampost and hisses at you telling you to fluff off away from her lampost ??
It's obvious they are together OOOOO !!!
but she smiles at you and tries to look KAWAII BECAUSE SHE LIKES YOU TOO AND IS CHEATING ON THE LAMOSOT??? Bajkekakajahauw
BAKA >~<
She looks up at you because she is 5ft really,,
And she huGS YOU?????!!/!2££22££2)/63
you hug her back but she doesn't let go
It turns out she stabbed you
You got killed by a poodleI'm bored of writing this and it's stupid ecks dee??
But shanpost please!!! :33333
Or ship me with other things????
Like death!
Or doughnuts heckyK bai
YOU ARE READING
Shanpost x reader
FanfictionDIS IS A KAWAII STORY WRITTEN BY: SHANNY-CHAN NEKO !!!! ITS ABIUT ME AND MY WAIFU LAMPY EEEEEE HEHE :3 I HOPE U ENJOY *meows in english* ITS ABIUT U ARE GOING OUT WITH DA LAMPOST BUT SHANNY LIKES U AND THE LAMP EEEEEEE SO COOTE AND KAWAII!!!! :::333...