I have six personalitys. We'll call them happy holly, dirty darcy, emo ella, shy shauna, smart sean (yes, 1/6th of me'a guy. Problem? I didnt think so.) and weird wendy. You must imagine how complicated that gets. In anything. Heres how a conversation with myself over something as simple like what to drink for breakfast goes.
Holly: alright crew!!! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping!!! What should we drink for breakfast?!?!
Darcy: i say milk... Because its white... Like other liquids... Hehe.
Shauna: (pokes head out of shell) apple juice? (Squeaks and cowers back into the vast unknown)
Sean: my calculations sugest that we should injest small quantities of orange juice to start the day off correctly.
Wendy: WE NEED TO DRINK WATER WITH PINEAPPLE BERRY SPRITE INJECTED LIKE DRUGS!!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!
ella: (pauses from sharpening knives) cranberry juice... Because its red... (Continues sharpening knives)
Holly: ...
Darcy: ...
Shauna: ...
Sean: ...
Wendy: ...
Sean: studies have shown that human contact will soothe another frightened human... In other words somebody hold me im scared...
Wendy: (holds sean and pets his hair)
Darcy: cough incest of some sort cough
Shauna: *trembles*
Holly: good to know one of us is creepy as frick!!!!
All of me: aw screw it im having red bull mixed with coffee.
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the insane narriative of the world as we know it by a fucktard named nikki
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