The young baronet, sub-lieutenant Royal Navy, Sir James Osborne at the moment was, let's say, in a difficult situation, both physical and moral ... The fact that he managed to fly overboard after the attack of "irreconcilable" Deep on the destroyer of the Royal The fleet, of course, was offensive, and even a little annoyed, but no more. The fact that he did get to the island, which was uninhabited, was good, and successfully, but again no more. The fact that he settled down well on it, built himself a dwelling, extracted food, made the necessary tools and even primitive weapons, recalling the stories of his grandfather, who once loved to travel to the wilderness, the survival lessons in the school and the channel "Primitive Technologies" on the popular video hosting - it was quite natural for him. Recalling a famous anecdote about two Englishmen on an uninhabited island, he, for the sake of laughter, even built himself a club that he visited daily, and a second one, which he ignored ...
But now he has pulled the devil to try the newly ripe unknown berries ...
No, they passed the test of venom with brilliance, and the birds with the animals so eagerly ate them, that he feared that he would get only empty branches ... But as it turned out, they had a small side effect, which was especially evident when he according to the recipe, seen in the same "Primitive Technology", decided to drive myself out of these berries of wine and try it ...
In general, the vaunted "Viagra", in comparison with the potion that happened to be his chance, was a miserable Pakistani copy of the Chinese counterfeit of Indian counterfeit ...
Barely restrained by the remnants of discipline and self-control, Sir Osborne imagined how he had finally lost it, howling, galloping around the island with a smoking member at the ready and shivering. The picture was not happy at all ... Somewhere in the back of his heart, he even envied Robinson Crusoe a little, at least he had goats ... And on this fucking island, that impression was nothing big ... Even the deep destroyers, whom he, from boredom fed up with incomprehensible rusty glands, left here since the Second World War, just in case, sailed away, is there anything ...
Shuddering, he drove away from the thought of unnatural and went further along the shore, surveying him for the discarded useful things, and here ahead, where the sandy beach rested against a small rocky cliff, he saw an incomprehensible, stirring dark spot. "Seal!" "The thought slipped through his globe, and Sir Osborne, seizing the stone ax, more comfortable with his own hand, began to creep farther, driving away the stubborn thoughts of sex with at least some thoughts about meat, fat and seal skin and the variety in the beefy fish and vegetable diet ...
He was wrong ...
It was not a seal.
The person, identified as a deep Ka sub-class submarine, something unflattering to himself under the nose about some Ik, hiding something so that the horse-radish is now reached, rummaged in a small cave, previously unnoticed by them. and then completely climbed there up to half, leaving the sub-lieutenant on display only, let's say, the aft part and tempting her wagging ...
And then the self-control and self-control of Sir Osborne crashed with a crash, leaving only the naked instincts fiercely heated by a fair dose of the potion they had drunk before ... Like a somnambulist, he did not realize what he was doing, went close to her, jerked off the tight-fitting ass "Ka "-class black panties, grabbed Deep for hips, and, let's say, shocked to dock ...
- Oh ... - heard on the opposite end of the "Ka" - Oh, what's going on ... Oh, what is it? Oh ... and they seem to rape me ... Help me ... Help ... The hooligans of innocence are depriving us of .... "she held out thoughtfully, slowly, but more and more actively starting to wave in time with the movements of Sir Osborn.
- Sow a lemon! "- Re-class voice was heard from the transmitter, mounted in her mask
- Why ... ah! Ah! Ah! ... lemon? - Ka asked, rapidly increasing the pace
- The voice is very pleasing! - Cut off Re and disconnected ...
After one and a half days ...
Completely weakened, Sir Osborne lay on his back, mechanically stroking the hair of the fallen asleep beside him, and laying his head on his chest Ka and gradually realized what he had done ... Not only did he behave like an animal, smashing the honor of an aristocrat and an officer, not only that Ka turned out to be a girl in every sense, so he still did it with the enemy, which in theory actually had to fight ... Full of horror and a nightmare ...
"Forgive me, lady ... Miss ... because I behaved like a wild beast ..." mentally preparing for a fierce death, he squeezed out when he saw that Ka, yawning wide and stretched, woke up and with curiosity, stared at him ... - I do not have forgiveness, I behaved unworthy of the rank of officer and nobleman ... I ... I am ready, as the Japanese say, to take responsibility ... - Listen, James ... - Ka interrupted. - I was thinking, we need to come up with some nice and romantic history of our acquaintance, like in the Shoedge manga ... Well, I will not tell our children that Dad was devoured by exciting berries, caught their future mother and tore it all day, without taking out...
