Day 52: the battle of the ships has begun

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Day 52: the battle of the ships has begun ~ (3.5.14)

[everyone has joined]

Bruce: *browsing internet* ah it is good 2 b smart again

Thor: *gnaws on poptart*

Becka: so wut do we do 2day?

Loki: wut crimes r there 4 us 2 solve?

Arya: wut chaos is there 4 us 2 start?

Thor: wut poptarts are there 4 me 2 eat?

Clint: wut icecream is there 4 me 2 have?

Loki: wut cookies r there 4 me 2 steal?

Sam: wut bombs r there 4 me 2-

Steve: WE GET IT

Nat: srsly tho wut can we do

Bruce: *slams laptop shut* nope

Tony: u ok there brucey?

Bruce: *breathes heavily*

Thor: need more poptarts

Becka: don't u need like an adult 2 supervise u or something

Thor: the almighty thor is 2 almighty 2 b supervised

Becka: yeah I think some1 should go with him

Nat: I think every1 should go with him

[every1 except Bruce and Tony had left]

Tony: so wut u looking @ there green pea?

Bruce: stuff

Tony: ... aaand wut happened?

Bruce: there's this thing on the internet

Tony: uhuh

Bruce: it's on tumblr, instagram, Facebook, literally every single social media possible

Tony: uhuh

Bruce: and it's uhhh... *opens laptop* *slides laptop over 2 tony*

Tony: *picks up coffee mug* *drinks coffee* *spits coffee out* *drops mug* *takes deep breath* wut is wrong with these ppl

Bruce: they call it the battle of the ships. Starya against science bros. U and Arya against u and I

Tony: who's winning

Bruce: @ the moment, science bros

Tony: how r the fans even finding out about this stuff

Bruce: Haley

Tony: of course

Bruce: *looks @ tony*

Tony: *looks @ bruce* maybe we should

Bruce: 4 the fans

Tony: *leans in*

Bruce: *leans in*

[sam has joined]

Sam: *points gun 2 Bruce's head* Don't. Even. Think. About. Messing. Up. My. OTP

Bruce: *leans bck*

Tony: *leans bck*

Sam: *puts gun away* wut the hell guys

Bruce: it's not my fault I swear

Tony: it's the fans. They're messing with our heads make it stahp!!!

Sam: *shuts laptop* I'm confiscating this until u 2 start acting normal *picks up laptop*

[sam has left]

Bruce: ...

Tony: ...

Bruce: shall we just... 4get this ever happened

Tony: yeah... yeah *shuffles awkwardly* yeah

Bruce: I'll just... go over there *starts backing away*

[bruce has left]

Tony: welp... no more alcohol 4 me 4 a month... a week... 2day

[tony has left]

A/N:

Hello friends

Yes short chapter sorry

Gonna watch Sherlock now

Izzy out

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